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witnessed the shortest date ever in the coffee shop
guy: “whats your fav animal”
girl: “lol, probably anteater”
guy: “giant, silky, or tamandua"
girl: “what?”
guy: “thats lame”
so she went ahead, paid at the counter, and said “you can have my coffee” and left
YOU - "Wait, but *why* do you forgive me?"
CUNO - "Listen-listen, Cuno's just big like that. Doesn't need that bitch-ass melodrama. Cuno fires and forgets. Cuno forgives and moves on."
EMPATHY - He doesn't have anyone in the world.