B. Yahncé

Silly goose and closeted rascal…feral philosopher

[B. Yahncé @BYahnce]

How do you get your news?

Me:

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived waiting for Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck to get married. They have tied the knot!

[B. Yahncé @BYahnce]

I hope this email finds you half chub in the bathtub

[B. Yahncé @BYahnce]

Holding space for Jank Boteko

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

💔

[B. Yahncé @BYahnce]

It’s kinda like butt chugging is boofing but not the other way around

[B. Yahncé @BYahnce]

Flying to meet my dad in Palm Springs for the weekend after my 10-day solo trip with a new tattoo and a fat hickey on my neck. Thoughts and prayers?

[B. Yahncé @BYahnce]

What does it mean when you wake up and find a shard of glass in your bush?

[B. Yahncé @BYahnce]

Kendall from Love Island is the personification of the corporate ladder

[B. Yahncé @BYahnce]

Shouting “what a little shister!” at the tv while watching this season of @loveislandusa

[B. Yahncé @BYahnce]

Beautiful minding my own business.

[B. Yahncé @BYahnce]

I ruined the vibes at the dive bar by playing Tiny Tim on @TouchTunes 🫤

[B. Yahncé @BYahnce]

Mitch from love island is literally Oliver from Saltburn

[B. Yahncé @BYahnce]

Midsommar is so Shrek coded

[B. Yahncé @BYahnce]

When the 🍄 hit and all of a sudden you start wondering what your mom’s life would’ve looked like if she had never had kids.

[B. Yahncé @BYahnce]

I think we should all collectively bring back the phrase “unbeatable” as an adjective.

[B. Yahncé @BYahnce]

I’ve never been so vulnerable to joining a cult in my life.

[B. Yahncé @BYahnce]

So far, 2024 has been a whiny bitch apocalypse

[B. Yahncé @BYahnce]

Throwing ass to Elliott smith kinda night

[B. Yahncé @BYahnce]

Girl dinner 🎶