Bryan Zarpentine

Freelance writer and editor. Fantasy Football and Baseball champion. Amateur sports bettor. Geography nerd. Not invited to NFL combine

[Bryan Zarpentine @BZarp]

Worth the 32-year wait. What.... a.... night. #USMNT #AmericanOutlaws

[Bryan Zarpentine @BZarp]

Arguably the greatest human on the planet.

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

FOUR WORLD CUPS FOR SONNY 🇰🇷

Son Heung-min captained South Korea in their World Cup opener against Czechia, marking the LAFC star and Spurs legend’s fourth appearance at the tournament 👏

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Now explain why Syracuse is playing Oklahoma State on Coastal Carolina’s field.

[Civ @MisterCiv]

EA Added "Chip & Releases" this year... and it's kinda crazy

Before you could only "Block & Release" a Player

But now, you can tell your TE or HB to "Chip" on ANY ROUTE

They could be on a Texas, Crosser, Corner, Streak, ANYTHING

And still "Chip & Release" down field

[Bryan Zarpentine @BZarp]

Apparently, on the west coast, Yankees-Red Sox is the Subway Series #OverheardInSanDiego

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

Four beer company CEOs walk into a bar.

The CEO of Budweiser orders a Bud Light.

The CEO of Miller orders a Miller Lite.

The CEO of Coors orders a Coors Light.

The CEO of Guinness orders a Coke.

The other three look at him and ask, “Why aren’t you drinking a Guinness?”

The CEO of Guinness says, “Well, I figured if you three weren’t ordering beer, it would be rude if I did.”

[InsideTheLoudHouse @LoudHouseFS]

Syracuse basketball's point guards have struggled the past two years. What will the PG position look like in Gerry McNamara's first season as head coach? Our Bryan Zarpentine (@BZarp) has more. 🔽 https://t.co/xoY7kHPNhl

[InsideTheLoudHouse @LoudHouseFS]

Syracuse basketball, this coming season, has a lot of options at shooting guard and out on the wing. Will Kiyan Anthony take a sophomore leap? Who will start at the two? Our Bryan Zarpentine (@BZarp) delves into this. 🔽 https://t.co/3sjBF33nzg

[InsideTheLoudHouse @LoudHouseFS]

This coming season, Syracuse basketball will have a lot of versatility on the wing at small forward (and shooting guard). Our Bryan Zarpentine (@BZarp) examines the small-forward position group. 🔽 https://t.co/RRS0whxY9s

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Syracuse men's lacrosse is back in the Final Four for the second straight season. The Orange will play Notre Dame in the national semifinals, and our Bryan Zarpentine (@BZarp) delves into what SU must do to win the whole thing. 🔽 https://t.co/9fP6v5kS3I

[InsideTheLoudHouse @LoudHouseFS]

So how is Syracuse basketball looking at power forward for the upcoming season? Our Bryan Zarpentine (@BZarp) delves into that position group here. 🔽 https://t.co/otgaJWor6Q

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No Clint Dempsey, GTFO

[Alexi Lalas' State of the Union Podcast @SOTUWithAlexi]

Our very own @AlexiLalas locked in his all-time USMNT FIFA World Cup starting XI 🇺🇸 Agree or disagree?

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Syracuse men's lacrosse will face North Carolina in the NCAA Tournament quarterfinals. UNC has beaten SU twice this season, but our Bryan Zarpentine (@BZarp) is optimistic about the Orange's chances. 🔽 https://t.co/ZaUnQFx8ra

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@Rams18and2 @LoudHouseFS I think year 1 will definitely be a team that needs to be better than the sum of its parts. Plenty of examples of players who moved from a mid-major to a power-conference team and made a big impact. Just not always easy to project who those players will be.

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@CurrierGar767 @LoudHouseFS Not my take, just a tweet from someone else.

[InsideTheLoudHouse @LoudHouseFS]

Syracuse basketball may add another player or two, but for the most part, the roster is set. Our Bryan Zarpentine (@BZarp) is going to analyze every position group, and he starts off with the revamped center spot. 🔽 https://t.co/XsLrYTuONg

[InsideTheLoudHouse @LoudHouseFS]

Our Bryan Zarpentine (@BZarp) goes in-depth on Syracuse men's lacrosse as the Orange is set to start its NCAA Tournament run. See the article below. ⬇️ https://t.co/tGUp5V9Rpl

[InsideTheLoudHouse @LoudHouseFS]

There's no denying that Syracuse basketball power forward Donnie Freeman, who is entering the transfer portal, has talent. But our Bryan Zarpentine (@BZarp) writes that Freeman's departure may be the best thing for SU moving forward. 🔽 https://t.co/QoyitX79fC

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I know this one 🍊

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

Which team is missing from the 2016 NCAA Tournament Bracket?

[InsideTheLoudHouse @LoudHouseFS]

With Gerry McNamara named the next Syracuse basketball head coach, our Bryan Zarpentine (@BZarp) is taking a fun trip down memory lane and going in-depth on some of GMac's greatest performances as a 'Cuse player. 🧡🔽 https://t.co/yzIiI1T84w