things to say to someone with a fat ass:
- sit on my face ๐ฆ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฒ
- i'm sorry. i wasn't aware that was ๐ฌ๐๐ฑ๐ฎ๐๐ฅ ๐ก๐๐ซ๐๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฆ๐๐ง๐ญ
- please don't ๐ญ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ human resources
- it was supposed to be a ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ข๐ฆ๐๐ง๐ญ
- do you ๐ฌ๐ก๐ข๐ญ with those ๐๐ก๐๐๐ค๐ฌ
am i capable?
cooking: Kinda
draw: Nah
paint: Nope
swim: I guess
english: Native language
dance: HA no
sing: Did choir all my life
drive: I know Iโm a better driver than you.
write: Kinda
play guitar: Nah
public speaking: Fifty fifty
// am i capable?
cooking: no Chance in hell
draw: no
paint: no
swim: underwater yes
english: ye
dance: no
sing: idk
drive: not old enough
write: idk
play guitar: no
public speaking: ye