Jodie Abigail Landon 💋

Mack Mackenzie is bae ❤️. Still waiting on my spin-off…

[Jodie Abigail Landon 💋 @B_Anaise]

Ehhhh..I think I like threads better

[Jodie Abigail Landon 💋 @B_Anaise]

Ladies: that moo moo gonna get u ate faster than any lingerie will eva!

[Jodie Abigail Landon 💋 @B_Anaise]

I forgot about this app chile

[Jodie Abigail Landon 💋 @B_Anaise]

Life update: I’m dating a man who likes to travel. Your girl been to 4 different countries since May and all I had to bring is myself☺️

Love that for meeeeeee🫶🏾

[Jodie Abigail Landon 💋 @B_Anaise]

My man in Jamaica on a bachelors trip and still had flowers delivered to me this morning because I been missing him 🥰

LADIES: IF HE WANTS TO HE WILL…PERIOD

[Jodie Abigail Landon 💋 @B_Anaise]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Kellendrya Velaryon @theboudoirmadam]

They be so sick when you don’t wanna renew the side chick subscription anymore 🤣😂😭🤣😂

[Pretty Chez @PrettyChez_]

Bitches will hate you for a nigga that will slap the shit out of them for you 🥴😂

[Dr. God Abeg ooo @josh_uglyasf]

DEAR LADIES..

If another WOMAN is able to get CLOSE to your MAN, she's not the PROBLEM, HE is.. The fact that ANOTHER WOMAN feels WELCOMED reflects on your MAN'S BEHAVIOR when you’re not there.

A very annoying thread…

[Jodie Abigail Landon 💋 @B_Anaise]

I really hate to see my chocolate girlies wearing foundation with the wrong undertone….

[Jodie Abigail Landon 💋 @B_Anaise]

My nigga don’t show up for me for my birthday? Baby I’m single.

[Jodie Abigail Landon 💋 @B_Anaise]

If y’all aren’t aligned..don’t waste your time! #bars

[Jodie Abigail Landon 💋 @B_Anaise]

Girth>length

[Jodie Abigail Landon 💋 @B_Anaise]

These married men are persistent, like how many ways can a girl say no!

[Jodie Abigail Landon 💋 @B_Anaise]

Capricorn szn is the best time of the year 🍾🥂

[Jodie Abigail Landon 💋 @B_Anaise]

These niggas be wearing waist trainers to the gym too 🤣

[Jodie Abigail Landon 💋 @B_Anaise]

Whew..3 days into 2024 and it’s already some bullshit😩🙄

[Jodie Abigail Landon 💋 @B_Anaise]

Leaving the delusion in 2023

[Jodie Abigail Landon 💋 @B_Anaise]

That part.