Fireking

Mare Fair Slave Labor
Creator of Mareinetics, The Psycadelic Cult of the Mare and The Holy Bible of Celestianism (Free at: MARES

[Fireking @B_FireKing]

I looked at the walls, tendrils of chaos trying to enter, But there stood the ponies all around, they said to me -"Buy this merch and join the Psycadelic Cult of the Mare" and so I linked the merch below.
Get some pones at #Marefair #marefair2026

https://t.co/BzuSzGpTFq

[Fireking @B_FireKing]

@jimstewartson Its not a fish tank cleaner and it is used in humans. Your ignorance hurts my hobby.
That being said, dont fucking drink that shit. Hes an absolute idiot. Its for specific uses, not some magical vitality potion he seems to think it is.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Texas they told me to stop at Buc-ee's for gas.

I have been to shrines. I have stood in temples that took two hundred years to build.

I was not prepared for the gas station.

There were one hundred and twenty fuel pumps.

I counted them because I did not believe them.

A man beside me was filling a truck the size of my first apartment, and he was not filling it because it was empty.

He was filling it because he was here, and here is where a man fills things.

Inside was a hall so vast I lost the horizon.

A wall of jerky. A wall of fudge I did not know the country produced.

A brisket sandwich handed to me by a man in a beaver costume.

And I want to be clear, the beaver is not a mascot.

The beaver is a saint.

The people speak of him the way my grandmother spoke of the mountain behind her house.

And the bathrooms.

I had been warned about the bathrooms and I had dismissed the warning as the pride of a loud people.

I was wrong to dismiss it.

The bathrooms are famous across the whole state and they have earned it.

I have slept in worse hotels. I nearly bowed upon entering.

A janitor was polishing the floor with the devotion of a man tending a garden he loved, and when I thanked him he said "welcome in," which I have since learned is what Texas says instead of hello, and also instead of I am glad you exist.

I went in for gas. I was inside for ninety minutes.

I came out with fudge, a shirt printed with a joke I do not fully understand, forty dollars of jerky, and a feeling I can only describe as having been to church.

I did not need any of it.

I needed all of it.

I have walked through the great cathedrals of the old world. I lit no candle there.

I lit no candle at Buc-ee's either.

But I did fill the truck.

And I understand now that in Texas, this is the same thing.

[Jargon Scott @Jargon_Scott]

I need banana, tasty banana,
Put banana in my mouth.
Squeeze the peel, it comes in denim.
Squeeze banana! Squeeze banana!

Done for @Loafanon since he gave me pizza money

[Loafanon @Loafanon]

Loaf Super Star!
by me this time.

[Loafanon @Loafanon]

Video version!

[Mare Fair 2026 @MareFairCon]

Since 2023, we've been able to raise about $300k for horse charity! It's all thanks to YOU! We recently sat down with one of our closet partners in this mission, @FallenOakRescue, to learn how you've helped!

Check out our discussion today at 6PM EDT!
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[Loafanon @Loafanon]

Banana bread shake for Banana Bread Loaf.

[Fireking @B_FireKing]

This is a hella long shot, but hey @Griz and @GanjaWhiteNight Who do you all use for your Pashmina suppliers? I've been trying to find someone who makes them of the quality that yours are but I cant find anyone and I'm desperate. Thanks fam.

[Fireking @B_FireKing]

@luanbang_safe He just like me fr.
This years MF is lining up to be a good one.

[Mouseu @MouseuArt]

to do list

[Fireking @B_FireKing]

My boss jokingly mentioned how being here for 5 years means im going to be here forever.

Good luck. The second I see an opening I'm going to be 5 states away before you even realize I didnt show up for my shift.

I wanna play with fishies but professionally.

[Mare Fair 2026 @MareFairCon]

Have you been eyeing a sponsor badge for Mare Fair? Better jump on it soon! Sponsor badge sales close this month on June 21! Register today!
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[Fireking @B_FireKing]

Its that good shit https://t.co/7qbnmYrlmB

[Fireking @B_FireKing]

@JulianKJarboe Okay, but like, I wanna try some of your vegan ube ice cream. Freakin love ube.

[Pony Quarantine🔞 🐴 🎪 @PonyQuarantine]

PQ Funnies 456

[Fireking @B_FireKing]

@MareFairCon Oops wrong projector image

[Fireking @B_FireKing]

@MareFairCon #MareFair
I cant decide which one is more fitting so I'm posting all of em. But being told that Mare Fair is a nice con by Police, Surfers, NAACP, and even Bikers, was really meaningful for me. But I'll always remember playing, and immediately dieing, in Oregon Trail.

[🧁🍬LuanBang🍬🧁 @luanbang_safe]

❤️Hello ponies, I’ve opened commissions for those who are interested. Here’s the link to request a slot
contact via Discord: luanbang