Brandon A. Harriger

30. Fireman/EMT. Dispatcher. Fat kid at heart.

[Brandon A. Harriger @B_Harriger80]

@emergency_game Why does the game lag terrible on iPhones during missions?

[Vaibhaw Purohit | Motivation @FreakyTheory]

Claim it ✨

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Check out A N X I E T Y's video! #TikTok https://t.co/RwbW0JaVKt

[Brandon A. Harriger @B_Harriger80]

“You’re always on my mind, and in my heart is where you’ll stay.”

[Brandon A. Harriger @B_Harriger80]

Isn’t lasagna just spaghetti flavored cake?

[Brandon A. Harriger @B_Harriger80]

Promised myself I’m gonna be stupid rich one day. Already stupid, so I’m halfway there.

[Brandon A. Harriger @B_Harriger80]

@_julieannn16

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@_julieannn16

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@UberFacts Life

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@UberFacts Legos

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@_julieannn16 As opposed to?

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Why do a certain few of my co-workers try and freeze me with these freezing Temps.. I now know what it's like to be a piece of meat in a butcher shop freezer.

[Brandon A. Harriger @B_Harriger80]

@_julieannn16 If only.

[Brandon A. Harriger @B_Harriger80]

Got some real hard thinking to do…

[Brandon A. Harriger @B_Harriger80]

@_julieannn16 We get it bro, you lift. Quit marketing yourself like that.

[Brandon A. Harriger @B_Harriger80]

Nate- “Harriger what blood type are you?”
Me- “I don’t know…red?”

[Brandon A. Harriger @B_Harriger80]

@_julieannn16 9-8K

[Brandon A. Harriger @B_Harriger80]

Skip- “They have extreme ping pong in the olympics!”

Me- “That’s called tennis.”

[Brandon A. Harriger @B_Harriger80]

@mellywelly38 You miss us.

[Brandon A. Harriger @B_Harriger80]

“I’m defeated, my ass hurts, and my finger went through the toilet paper. So….yeah….”
-@spiceytuna_