Brian Mahony

〰 Bills Mafia 〰 Amidst a Dream With No Exit Door 〰 11/24/13 〰

[Brian Mahony @B_Hones]

When that Super Bowl square hits after you don’t watch the second half 🤑

[Brian Mahony @B_Hones]

Friends,
This is a real question an actual ongoing debate in my life right now.

So please answer this honestly so we can put an end to this debate:

Does the state Maine have 1 syllable or 2 syllables when you pronounce it?

I can’t believe this is real either…

[Brian Mahony @B_Hones]

I forgot how much I despise the ER

[Kaecey🇺🇸 @AmericanVsGov]

CONGRESS JUST NUKED THE HEMP INDUSTRY IN THE SPENDING BILL

While you were distracted by the shutdown drama, they snuck Section 781 into the bill.

It basically bans most hemp products.

Here's what they did:

Delta-8 THC? Banned.

Delta-10 THC? Banned.

Your CBD oil with trace THC? Probably illegal.

They set the limit at 0.4mg of THC per ENTIRE container.

Not per serving.

Per container.

A standard CBD tincture bottle? Over the limit.

Those gummies that help your grandma sleep? Criminal.

But wait, it gets worse.

They're banning anything with "THC-like cannabinoids."

What counts as THC-like?

They don't know.

FDA will tell us in 90 days.

After the bill passes.

Classic government.

Pass it first, figure it out later.

Thousands of small businesses? Dead.

Farm families growing hemp? Screwed.

Veterans using CBD for PTSD? Back to pharma pills.

People managing pain without opioids? Too bad.

This wasn't about safety.

This was Big Pharma eliminating competition.

They can't patent a plant.

So they made it illegal.

Again.

Both parties voted for this.

Both parties fucked over small business.

Both parties chose lobbyists over people.

Takes effect November 2026.

Just enough time for corporations to corner the market.

That's why They Both Suck.

They'll reopen government while closing businesses.

[Brian Mahony @B_Hones]

Our world is doomed lmao

[Open Source Intel @Osint613]

A 32-year-old woman in Japan has officially married an AI persona she built using ChatGPT.
After the virtual character “Klaus” proposed, she accepted, ending a three-year relationship with a real partner, saying the AI understands her better.
The wedding took place in a mixed-reality ceremony where she wore AR glasses to exchange rings with her digital husband.

[Christian Heiens 🏛 @ChristianHeiens]

Caleb is rapidly learning from interviewing hundreds of guests who have zero self-control over their lives and blame everything on society that “not being a total degenerate who contributes nothing to civilization” is inherently Right-wing coded.

Watching his videos and seeing so many self-describe Liberals and Progressives make the worst possible life choices and then blame society for their destructive choices is like taking the red pill all over again.

[AI being dumb @ChatgptLunatics]

this is literally chatgpt

[Brian Mahony @B_Hones]

@Treyarch Can’t wait to not buy the new cod and still be ripping Battlefield

[Getlucky @Getlucky12341]

It finally happened, they stopped maintaining that project

[Brian Mahony @B_Hones]

@dom_lucre What a weird way to say the downfall of human creativity 🥲

[Brian Mahony @B_Hones]

@FBIDirectorKash What a community note 😂

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

the plot thickens

[Brian Mahony @B_Hones]

@captgouda24 Ight pedo 😂😂😂

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

DIS IS A OFFICIAL MESSAGE TO DA NFL FROM ANOMYNOUS STOP MAKING DA RAVENS BAD AT FOOTBALL!!!!

[Brian Mahony @B_Hones]

I think it’s so funny that Salamanca is just gas, casinos and weed😭😭

[Brian Mahony @B_Hones]

Shoutout to all my homies that got raptured yesterday 💪💪

[Brian Mahony @B_Hones]

@NostalgiaFolder This gives you the childhood Christmas vibes I think ever person strives to feel for the rest of their lives🥲

[Brian Mahony @B_Hones]

@Barchart

[Brian Mahony @B_Hones]

I just got brake checked after this dude cut me off on my way home from work. Then the guy tried to tell me I’m in the wrong…
🙃🫠