B Lay

[B Lay @B_Lay77]

@butch112242 Eat a dick

[B Lay @B_Lay77]

@DJ_Bean 6.9 on IMDb...all is right in the world.

[B Lay @B_Lay77]

@Drake new album is 🔥 but your coffee cakes are still the 🐐

[B Lay @B_Lay77]

@KFCBarstool he must've stole it from me, which under article #43.4, makes you an accomplice.

[B Lay @B_Lay77]

@KFCBarstool hey man, that tidbit about Dee and frank in your blog was funny, how did you think of that comparison!? Witty.

[B Lay @B_Lay77]

@KFCBarstool nah more like this

[B Lay @B_Lay77]

@soIoucity if u see what looks to be a penis btwn the benches on ur tv don't change the channel, that is just a man named "Pierre McGuire"

[B Lay @B_Lay77]

Rolled up to the Dunkies drive thru and tried talking into the trash can. I'll blame that one on being hungover

[feitelberg @FeitsBarstool]

I have two concerns w Cespedes: will he hurt Vazquez throwing from that close and how many car accidents will he cause on the pike?

[B Lay @B_Lay77]

I was being so responsible last night hydrating with Bud Lights in between my Red Bull vodkas #maturity

[B Lay @B_Lay77]

Just witnessed a guide dog try to commit a murder-suicide by leading its blind owner into the middle of an intersection #RuffLife

[B Lay @B_Lay77]

Trying to buy a girl a drink with no money on my debit card is such a power move I'm not even remotely embarrassed

[B Lay @B_Lay77]

I almost enjoy seeing the Habs lose as much as I enjoy seeing the B's win. Almost.

[B Lay @B_Lay77]

Someone needs to tell @JManziel2 the penis-as-a-hotdog picture/artwork was my idea first...none of my snapchat friends sued me yet tho

[B Lay @B_Lay77]

@Hammer_stein and we will all have #hardcocks

[B Lay @B_Lay77]

DOWN (low) GOES FRASER! #bruins

[B Lay @B_Lay77]

The Bruins sure are getting their recommended daily value of iron in this series #posts #lol

[Jack Edwards @RealJackEdwards]

Shut up Pierre.

[B Lay @B_Lay77]

I need to take bi-polar meds for these B's game...depressed to fired up every 5 minutes

[B Lay @B_Lay77]

@nalds25 @Hammer_stein a penguins-flyers series would just be more entertaining is all