Brian

[Brian @B_Ram4]

@jonwalczak not sure if that was on purpose, but something weird happens at 1:36:28

[Valerian @Moe_Valerian]

The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts.

[Georgia Log Cabin @GeorgiaLogCabin]

Corona virus recovery provides as much protection as vaccine https://t.co/azwFT3U9O3

[DC_Draino @DC_Draino]

Wow Biden finally visited East Palestine to help Americans!!

Just kidding - he’s in Kyiv helping Ukrainians

https://t.co/mukWNkbfst

[henry joce @henry_joce]

I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

What if The Bell had a yearly wrap-up?

"You bought 217 Baja Blasts in 2022."
"You were in the top .01% of 1am drive-thru orders."
"You only spilled sauce on your shirt six times."

[Alex Berenson @AlexBerenson]

Why? Why was a healthy 20-year-old woman from Kansas forced to get a Covid “vaccine” that could only hurt her?

She died the next day, after her heart stopped. Why?

WHY?

Maybe @AlbertBourla can tell us.

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

It is, once again, Boorito season.

[Sok-It @javasok]

The 3 guarantees in life:

-death
-taxes
-Your Dunkin’ order will taste different every time you order it

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

Co-worker: How do you have so much energy rn?

Me:

[Jill 🎃 @gojillyfishing]

My toxic trait is I'll never say no to Taco Bell lol

[emma jean oakley @emmajeanoakley]

Romance is knowing each other’s Taco Bell order

[trash jones @jzux]

i am not having a baja blast i am actually kind of having a baja hard time

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

A date, except you take them to Taco Bell and decide if there'll be a second date based on their order.

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

They're an 8, but they pick up their Baja Blast with both hands and say "ahh" after every sip.

[Chuck Callesto @ChuckCallesto]

BREAKING REPORT: 18-Year-Old ‘9-1-1: Lone Star’ Actor and Emmy Nominee Tyler Sanders DIES UNEXPECTEDLY, Cause of Death Unknown..

WHY ARE SO MANY YOUNG PEOPLE DYING?

[billy @billyinohio]

the prophecy has been fulfilled

[Carter @cartertheepic]

Amber Heard will always remember this as the day she almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.