Brandon Johnson

[Brandon Johnson @B_Roy_Johnson]

@pardonmytake - I enjoyed every one of the 18,246 minutes I spent with you in 2023. Thank you. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/HkEWtKSF8j

[Brandon Johnson @B_Roy_Johnson]

Thanks @pardonmytake for being my top podcast on @Spotify this year. I loved all 14,320 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/gkR1ddCuwF

[Brandon Johnson @B_Roy_Johnson]

@RDGC_OK @PresidentTy @KylieWillis @HoNeYcOmBsNoRoD @CEDan4th4Prez

[Red Dirt Golf Collective @RDGC_OK]

While we cheer on the boys from Oklahoma in this year's U.S. Open, you could be the first to put a handful of RDGC tees in your bag.

1. Follow

2. Retweet

3. Tag your foursome in the replies

Winners will be selected when the final group hits the 18th green on Sunday. #GolfOK

[Brandon Johnson @B_Roy_Johnson]

If you're on tinder, bumble, hinge or any of these other dating apps theres a 100% chance you're being vetted by all of her friends off the swipe.

[Brandon Johnson @B_Roy_Johnson]

Who knows what this kid had to go through after being initially charged with possession of cocaine. What else has been "tested" positive for cocaine? It's also sad that this kid had to call 911 to tell the operator that he wasnt running he was just driving to a more lit area.

[ProPublica @propublica]

Shai Werts, Georgia Southern University's star quarterback, was pulled over for speeding. The police officer insisted that a white substance smeared on Werts' car's hood was cocaine. He used a roadside drug test to "prove it."

It was bird poop. https://t.co/nkUuOy8JY1

[HER. @maryxnnm]

QuikTrip cashiers be like : Total is $14.95. 🗣I can take the next guests over here ! Out of $20? 15,16,17,18,19, & 20. Thanks, see ya later. Hello, just sprite and water. Debit or credit? Have a nice day. Pump 3? Need a receipt? Come again. Pack of swishers, id please. Receipt?

[KJ Doyle @kjdoyletv]

Doris Burke is a legend. The Raptors just won the championship and she’s asking Kawhi about free agency, Kyle Lowry about DeMar DeRozan and Marc Gasol about Memphis lmao!

This is why Doris is the GOAT!

[Brandon Johnson @B_Roy_Johnson]

I just ordered Chili’s from Moore! So excited! #ChilisToGo

[Brandon Johnson @B_Roy_Johnson]

@Colby_Daniels @AllmericanMayes @MrDavis1077 Los Comales on Agnew in the stockyards. Cash only.

[Brandon Johnson @B_Roy_Johnson]

@JessiStone @steelyonsports @AndrewGilmanOK @Eddie_Rado My parents always told me it was illegal to have the dome light on in the car while driving.

[Brandon Johnson @B_Roy_Johnson]

@evilbart24 @KylieWillis

[Eddie Radosevich @Eddie_Rado]

Hearing the Thunder might trade Russ & Rumble for a lottery pick. Will post more on Reddit. Braums, Sonic &, believe it or not, Eischens involved. More on MySpace as this develops.

[Brandon Johnson @B_Roy_Johnson]

@CEDan4th4Prez I'd be poppin this iodine pills faster than i eat a bag of wild berry skittles

[The Ringer @ringer]

😬😬😬. #GameofThrones

[Brandon Johnson @B_Roy_Johnson]

I'm the Vincent Van Gogh of eating chipotle burritos because this shit is an art form @ChipotleTweets

[Brandon Johnson @B_Roy_Johnson]

@JessiStone @steelyonsports @AndrewGilmanOK @Eddie_Rado Little late to the show but when my in laws, aunts, uncles ask when me and my wife are having kids 😂

[Brandon Johnson @B_Roy_Johnson]

@Colby_Daniels juwanna man lol

[Brandon Johnson @B_Roy_Johnson]

This is BRs error message @AllmericanMayes thought this might brighten up your Thursday @CaraRice107 @Colby_Daniels

[NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter]

Thanks to Baker Mayfield, the Browns have their first W in 2 years...a blowout over Colin Cowherd