Brook Elizabeth

what’s your spaghetti policy here?

[paddles @thom_dorke]

@RaminSetoodeh Who’s this guy using a camera from 2002 to catch the event?

[Brook Elizabeth @B_Schod]

It’s tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that’s right on time, it’s tricky.

[Brook Elizabeth @B_Schod]

The prettiest people do the ugliest things.

[Brook Elizabeth @B_Schod]

It’s a tough day for love, but a good day for flower shops.

[Brook Elizabeth @B_Schod]

And I would have stayed up with you all night had I known how to save a life.

[Brook Elizabeth @B_Schod]

SpongeBob is the only guy I know that can have fun with a jellyfish for 12 hours.

[Brook Elizabeth @B_Schod]

I wish the real world would just stop hassling me.

[Brook Elizabeth @B_Schod]

Okay, alright, that’s fine, okay.

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

16 years later and it still hurts

[Brook Elizabeth @B_Schod]

If you need me today, don’t. Taylor’s version on repeat all day. #Red @taylorswift13

[kaitlin olson @KaitlinOlson]

It’s my birthday AND the first day of @alwayssunnyfxx season Fifteen!? The most magical mash-up! 🥳☀️ @ Los Angeles, California https://t.co/K05S1Zenns

[Jimmy John’s @jimmyjohns]

is mayonnaise an instrument?

[Spicy Madie🌙 @BigBlockBarbie]

Pickle juice is made to be drank, I said what I said.

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

Some days I kill it and everything lines up. Other days I’m like yo I have no idea what I am doing.

[Kolby Cooper @KolbyCooper_]

Make sure that you don’t let something you can’t change ruin your day today.

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

Still alive in the H

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

Kolby Cooper can sing his fuckin ass off

[🍻Jordon Teal🍻 @Teal1995]

Work said we might have to shave our beards to wear masks for the virus and I told them I just might have to quit🤷🏼‍♂️

[Khloé @khloekardashian]

Kim is my fucking lawyer for life!!!!!! My sister AND my lawyer