Brittany W

[Theo Fleury @TheoFleury14]

Can someone tell me the difference between Don Cherry’s “You People” and Justin Trudeau’s “These People” one doesn’t have a job anymore and the other is a PM ????

[Brittany W @B_Stelmack]

Glad I have a big yard 🤪

[Alberta Chief Medical Officer of Health @CMOH_Alberta]

In order to maintain the health & safety of your family & guests, please:
❌Do not share food & drink between households
❌Do not invite more people than your yard/physical distancing guidelines can handle
For more info, visit: https://t.co/LWCsgCBpUt (2/2)

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Take the red pill 🌹

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

surround yourself. with those who would flip your ear back for you. if it ever went inside out

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

The last two weeks have been a strange ten years.

[Brittany W @B_Stelmack]

So let’s just stick all the homeless people together in close proximity while there’s a highly contagious virus spreading 🤔 Not like there are hotels sitting empty rn...

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Ruby. She likes to pet the other dogs at daycare. 14/10 extremely relatable

[Andrew Grose @GroseAndrew]

At this point it would have been faster to have each MLA go door to door hand delivering Emergency Isolation Support to Alberta residents.

Except for the Health Minister. He shouldn't go to anyone's house.

[Brittany W @B_Stelmack]

My haiku for the day:

I slept in today

What should I do with myself

Wish I was at work

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

there are no rules these days. i didn’t even put my collar on today. just walked around the house naked

[Brittany W @B_Stelmack]

Sometimes I feel like my life is a mess, then I watch some Tiger King and realize it’s not that bad 😂

[Andrew Grose @GroseAndrew]

What if during this self-isolation Alberta snuck out at night and built a pipeline? When this was all over we could be like... I'm preeeety sure that was there all along.

[Brittany W @B_Stelmack]

@CrystalRhyno OMG me too, so much wine lol

[Brittany W @B_Stelmack]

I love this ♥️🐾

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human has been working from home the last couple days. and every so often. they let me participate in the video calls. all the other humans cheer when they see me. i am the only thing holding their company together

[Alberta Health @GoAHealth]

Additional financial support for Albertans and employers. The government has made three significant decisions that will give Albertans and Alberta employers additional supports as they deal with the impacts of the COVID-19 crisis: https://t.co/bYPN1iVhXL #COVID19AB

[Brittany W @B_Stelmack]

Awe RIP @RealGrumpyCat 😔

[Grumpy Cat @RealGrumpyCat]

Some days are grumpier than others...

[Brittany W @B_Stelmack]

I’m back on Twitter after a long hiatus. Then I realized I’m really only here to follow @dog_rates @dog_feelings & now @IvePetThatDog... I see a trend here 😂

[Brittany W @B_Stelmack]

Dogs make the best cuddle buddies #mansbestfriend #goodboy https://t.co/LFUmOM0oc7

[Brittany W @B_Stelmack]

So I may have neglected my cucumbers a bit... someone please tell me they're still good to pickle even if they're yellow??

[Mark_Sisson @Mark_Sisson]

Coconut Oil Is Going to Kill Us All (or Maybe Not...) | Mark's Daily Apple - https://t.co/wOkLGWHFRp