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Artistic Advocate of Adipose

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@woot_art She needs more cow bell

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@ZaftigO @kdubs_matt I've checked the poll options 6 times and I still can't find "April and Irma slob pig TF"
I think it's just twitter failing to load?

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@VeryIdleMinded @donutmcbronut I swear current patch MSQ is just baiting us to draw fats. Hell, I can think of three entirely separate plot points we've gotten in this expansion that are ripe for WG setup.

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@hermaceus Now, this is a Plump Pussycat Peddler I can trust.

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@hermaceus How can you be a respectable purveyor of Corpulent Cats, of Fleshy Felines, the Tubby Tabbies, yet have no Callie Briggs?

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@fapolantern *Vtuber avatar has a limit of how big it can get*
*If it hits this limit before the end of the month the donations all go towards buying food for the girl behind the scenes instead*

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@Sortimid That's very kind of you, thanks.

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@Sortimid It's understandable, commissioners can be pretty laser focused in what they want. Just surprising to see something so similar to your own work. Like a glimpse into an alternate reality where your idea was realized by a different artist.

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@Sortimid "Girl going to college gets a job at a burger joint to pay her costs and turns into a curvy airhead from the food". Where have I seen this concept, setup, and even dialog before?
https://t.co/R67MeOCL6Z

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Weird headcanon time:
Hortense was a prodigy who was preparing to attend college at an early age but had to take a job at Burgerphile to earn her way through. Over the course of a year eating the fattening, hormone rich, unhealthy food to save money turned her into a plump bimbo.

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@woot_art Road To El Dorado
Surely you won't come back with any desires to draw someone in particular!

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@GollyGeo Anything that cradles the belly and fupa as their fat laden legs dangle and uselessly kick at the sides making them think they're actually doing something. Extra points if they steer just by shifting their belly one way or another.

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@kdubs_matt Forget Olive.
Her Cousin Sutra is thicc and less bitchy.
Popeye picked the wrong Oyl

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@Better_w_salt Quick, be a bro and post a bunch of artsy abstract art or technical concept layouts. Anything to fill up your most recent work but not be interesting enough to delve deeper into your timeline. Anon is counting on you!

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@VeryIdleMinded I mean she was obese to start with, and all they did was slim her down and enhance her body, not give her dieting tips or change her habitual portion sizes. She's going to eat herself right back to her old size on her own.

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@HDudelz Camera that makes people progressively fatter with each shot.

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@American_Dorimu @royaljellysammy Tasty Paste might be why I have a fetish specifically for seeing girls gorging on stripped buckets of food. Or why I find buckets of food in general one of the best methods of food sale.

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@SolitaryScribs When was the last time you opened it up and cleaned the dust out really well? I had overheating problems with my GPU once and despite thinking "Oh I dust it every 6 months, it can't be that" when I finally removed my card to inspect it I found dust packed inside the housing.

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@StrangerMoist Slander memes: They're all in good fun! No one is being hurt by them!
Meanwhile all the artists that never get mentioned by them: Their hopes and dreams absolutely crushed by the mere lack of insults.

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@kdubs_matt You may atone for your sins by drawing some chubby girls in fast food uniforms. Possibly growing out of said uniforms. The more ridiculous the uniform accessories the better.

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@kdubs_matt Would gratuitous amounts of IOUs work just as fine?