Bloom

[Great minds think alike😉 @MevrouS]

You people are very bold, after disrespecting the wife by sleeping with her husband, you still wanna dictate how she should react to your disrespect? She has every right to not want to do anything with the child, and it’s also fine if she chooses to stay with her husband.

[jo @thejoeydavis]

if you doomscroll twitter all day of course it looks like the world is ending but if you just get off the internet and go outside you’ll find that the world is actually ending oh god this is it

[Yeah, okay. @BrielleM7]

Why these old vampire niggas don’t ever fall in love with a 37 y/o woman?

[Your Shaylaaaa @_pushinbri]

If we’re in a relationship, please come with hobbies and interests outside of me that I do not have to always join.

[PHUTI SEMENYA®🇿🇦 ⚖️ @PhutiSemenya14]

Kgane kgwedi e fela neng? Gape leotwana la roll-on le thoma go brika😭

[karmm @princesskarm318]

“Friends out grow each other” but they never outgrow them niggas 😭😭😭😭

[𝙽𝙺𝙰𝚃𝙴𝙺𝙾 @baloyi_blessing]

I've always wondered what bail money is actually used for.

[𝓓𝓮𝓵 @delonperc]

People who can clap back the second someone disrespects them, WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU LEARN THAT SKILL? 😭 My brain needs three business days to come up with a response.

[sijuadeeee🍒 @ivy_2638]

“Sync your contacts “ NO

[💕 @ricegripsies]

this discourse on the tl is very boring shame ngoba people are actively acting obtuse. of course the husband is being held accountable, why the fuck should we not judge someone who knowingly dated a married person and decided to give them a child?

[💕 @ricegripsies]

you never considered the wife in your secret relationship with her man, why must you now force her to be involved in your child’s life? no, continue keeping your dirty little secret. it’s unfortunate that kids become collateral damage but as the mom you could’ve avoided this

[Kekius Maximus @Kekius_Sage]

I suspect teleportation would be wonderful for about six months.

Then someone would point out that, since Tokyo is now three seconds away, there's really no reason you can't attend the meeting in person.

We'd invent it for Paris at breakfast and somehow end up using it for mandatory training in Frankfurt.

We made letters arrive instantly and got email. I don't entirely trust us with instant travel.

[444. @iReonnn]

I actually dgaf what a person going through when they causing chaos in other ppl lives.. go heal

[YANA 🫀 @otgyana]

i prefer people think i’m evil than thinking im someone to play with

[sijuadeeee🍒 @ivy_2638]

I’d rather write rubbish than leave my exam script blank.😭

[LUXE 🛒🛍 @lilsalm_]

May all our bodies reject cancer.

[Retha_ngp @retha_1_]

Nna ditaba tšaka lege oka di kwa ka nna, still tlabe o tshwere information ye wrong.

[✬ @TeeAirRa_]

Can’t fart around your man. Can’t go on a solo trip if you have a man. Cant be on ur period around a man. Can’t turn your brain on when you have a man like what the fuck are yall allowed to do then?

[Fido Dido @LadyFidoDido]

Because their beef is with the wife. That’s why they were even dating him in the first place. They wanted her life. But they don’t know she’s the reason why he shines. They’re mad he didn’t leave his wife for them even after getting pregnant in order to force his hand. Whores.

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

anytime i do my laundry, i consider it a very productive day.