Braxton Vance

Speak softly and carry a big stick. (a really big stick) Snap me!: Braxtun

[Braxton Vance @B_rax04]

We got 3 tee pads poured today at the Bethel Park Disc Golf Course! Only 2 more baskets to get moved and the course will have a much needed upgrade!! #teepadtuesday #discgolf #frolf #ncdiscgolf @ Bethel Park… https://t.co/95enmMKeCb

[Braxton Vance @B_rax04]

There’s nothing cooler than a golden doodle at a bar.

[Braxton Vance @B_rax04]

I wish we could take the heating element out of a dryer and put it in an oven, cause I have have never once had to preheat my dryer.

[Braxton Vance @B_rax04]

If I have a daughter I want to name her Fancy and I will train her to be a body builder. For her school talent show performance she will hold me in the air over her head whilst I sing Here’s your one chance Fancy don’t let me down!

[Braxton Vance @B_rax04]

What if @eltonofficial has giant hands, and it’s just a regular size dancer.

[Braxton Vance @B_rax04]

My my, hey hey. It’s better to burn out than to fade away

[Braxton Vance @B_rax04]

I want to start a business that sells leaves from various species of trees. But not like in bags or boxes in a store. They will be assorted on the ground... under the trees... My business will be called You Rake it You Buy it

[Braxton Vance @B_rax04]

Twitter is where we go to say words without pictures

[Braxton Vance @B_rax04]

So last week I drunkenly bought a pair of Snapchat spectacles on eBay. Good news to anyone who’s a fan of my snap stories and not so much my face.

[Braxton Vance @B_rax04]

The only reason I got on the Burke county yard sale page is to troll in my free time. I have too much free time.

[Braxton Vance @B_rax04]

I was in the wrong time at the wrong place.

[Braxton Vance @B_rax04]

So if you’re not over 60 and don’t get the news paper, I made the front page! It’s basically the baby boomer version of going viral.

[News Herald @MorgantonNews]

Disc golf club hopes to grow membership https://t.co/YvJpoumQG5

[Braxton Vance @B_rax04]

Well 15 notifications on twitter. I guess it’s time to crack it open.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Best of 2018...
Merica.

[Braxton Vance @B_rax04]

Do you wanna know why I like Pat Mahomes? Because Iv never wanted someone to Tom Brady.

[Braxton Vance @B_rax04]

I’m not leaving forever, just for a bit. If you’re looking for anymore of my funnies check out my snap or maybe the gram. My handle on both is literally just my first name and I love it.

[Braxton Vance @B_rax04]

So I think twitter for insta is a fair trade. I’d give up Facebook but that’s where I keep up with disc golfing. I can’t give up Snapchat because people say my stories are 🔥 and I can’t let them down, especially since it’s winter. How will they stay warm?!

[Braxton Vance @B_rax04]

One of my resolutions this year was to get back into Instagram since I have been away from it for at least a year.

[Braxton Vance @B_rax04]

I’ll be honest I don’t think this is working out.

[Braxton Vance @B_rax04]

How do you go straight back into an interview after that? This was my 6th time watching it and I still snickered.