keeks

dog mom 🫶🏼

[Lindsey Boylan @LindseyBoylan]

National minimum wage is $7.25

You have to work two hours to get a box of cereal.

Should make everyone mad

[Gay and Tired 🥥 🌴 🇵🇸 @GayChemist]

So you agree, inflation is just a made up thing for companies to increase profits without doing any actual work.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

LMFAOOO am i tripping or did his head do a 360°??

[trash jones @jzux]

requesting PTO at work is so embarrassing. "hi boss permission to enjoy my life for 3 days?"

[Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj]

I wonder who runs ChatGPT

[Liv @4theluvofliv]

She was sentenced to 6 years for manslaughter, only served 3. Eventually passed & was buried next to her daughter. Rest in peace to her

[Censored Men @CensoredMen]

🚨🇹🇼#BREAKING: A member of Taiwan's parliament stole a bill and ran off with it to prevent it from being passed.

LMFAOOOOOO 😭😭😭

[faith @faithnation]

sometimes when I don’t want to pay the $100 therapy copay I go to my friend’s house and talk extra loud until her husband who’s working on his psych PhD goes “do you mind if I say something”

[bri @bribrisimps]

lord the men you put on this earth to be hunters and providers think that marriage is a bigger commitment than children

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

LMAOOO people are laying flowers at the portal after it was closed

[capricorn cunt 🎀 @celesitial]

oh im hideously cackling right nowwwwwwww

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

This Mother’s Day my heart is with the moms and kids of Gaza.

[Elizabeth @lizloveforeve]

Got finessed out my number
Nigga said excuse me mam can you call my girl for me I said you sure she want a girl callin her phone he like nah her fine ass not insecure I’m like ok I dialed the number on speaker phone his phone starts ringing he gone say hold on my girl callin😭

[A4 the explorer @aphx_]

i’d cry this is literally perfect

[Sacramento State @sacstate]

A view of the Northern Lights from Rancho Cordova!

📸 Sacramento State/Rob Neep

[Metro Boomin @MetroBoomin]

Emo version??? Lmaooooooo 🤘🏾👨🏿‍🎤

[vee 🕷️🎲🐈‍⬛🎱 @Porveedaa]

whenever i tell somebody psychedelics scare me they be like “ you’re scared of your own mind? “ bitch i am insane