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[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

this is actually a million times better than whatever they were going to edit

[Dirk Hagemann @derhagemann]

Deutschland braucht gar keine KI-Aktien, die ständig neue Rekorde an der Börse machen, denn wir haben immer noch die Wirecard Aktie, die weiter gehandelt wird und in dieses Jahr mehr als 100% im Plus ist.

🥰🤑🥳

[🧦 @BabaBalkan]

absolutely hairmogged

[Ursula von der Leyen @vonderleyen]

In Évian, I congratulated @POTUS on his agreement with Iran.

We both agree that it should mean a definitive end to Iran's nuclear programme.

The Strait will reopen.

Oil prices are falling.

And that's how diplomacy delivers.

[WhitePeopleHumor @whitememejesus]

Has anyone asked Freddy where he was from 1933-1945

[Ethan Sears @ethan_sears]

Surely a World Cup first that a match is sponsored by a company whose facility was bombed by one of the countries playing in the match

[C @fbgcon]

Europeans have discovered the ultimate American money printer, “grifting”

[raphi @meistensraphi]

meine frau hat mich in der hydration break verlassen und die kinder mitgenommen

[Boxenlude @BoxenIude]

Hydration Break 1994

[AARON @lidolmix]

i’ve been crylaughing over this for like the past 5 minutes btwfhdhsshsg

[nyara @nyaraVT]

Replacing the rainbow with something even gayer.. the French

[🧦 @BabaBalkan]

Ich kenne zum Glück hauptsächliche dumme BALLER es ist TOO EASY

[Theodore Beers @theodorebeers]

One thing I miss about Germany is that it’s full of well-educated smart people with very modest income. They hate spending money – they have almost none – so everything is designed around that. The constant casual ripoffs, hidden fees, etc. prevalent in the US wouldn’t fly there.

[E L H O T Z O @elhotzo]

wer irgendetwas daran schlecht findet, dass ein einzelner Mensch mehr besitzt als die komplette ärmere Hälfte der Weltbevölkerung zusammen, ist von blindem Neid zerfressen, es gibt absolut gar keinen anderen Grund das zu kritisieren

[Mikita 👨‍💻 @mikitaposts]

This is what happens when you mix German genes with Balkan genes. You just get an Austrian.

[joners1899 @joners1899]

gänsehaut was man so im whatsapp status der kollegen sieht

[brandon* @brndxix]

oh brother

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

The Slavic genes are taking over

[helen @helen]

honorary mentions

[helen @helen]

“gen z sucks! they’ve contributed nothing to society!”

millennial contributions to society:

[Florian Gallwitz @FlorianGallwitz]

ich kann das nicht mehr