🚨 BREAKING:
Madeleine Dean: "The president is mentally unwell. He's not okay."
Mike Johnson: "A lot of people on your side are too."
Dean: "Oh my God, please. That performance in front of the generals?"
Mike Johnson: "I didn't see it."
Dean: "It's incredibly dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a sick president."
The odds of capturing this on video were probably 1 in 850 quindecillion
There has never been a quadruple meg before in human history and there will never be another
Kawhi Leonard’s legacy with the Los Angeles Clippers:
- Demanded the front office trade for Paul George, forcing them to part with every asset they had including a young Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
- Missed 243 games in 7 seasons (equivalent of nearly 3 seasons)
- 2019-2020: Blew a 3-1 lead in Western Conference Semi-Finals
- 2020-2021: Clippers reach Western Conference Finals without him
- 2021-2022: Missed playoffs
- 2022-2023: Eliminated in the first round and didn’t finish the series
- 2023-2024: Eliminated in the first round
- 2024-2025: Eliminated in the first round
- 2025-2026: Missed the playoffs, locked up by Draymond Green with the season on the line
- Played just 35 playoff games
- No championships
- No personal Conference Finals appearances
- Demanded the front office continue retooling around him, causing them to trade for James Harden and depart with even more draft capital
- Collected nearly $350 million in salary
- Circumvented the salary cap
- Cost the Clippers a further 5 first round picks
- Inflicted a $30 million fine
- Inflicted suspensions on ownership and front office with no pay
- A personal $700,000 fine
- Had his uncle Dennis banned for life
Possibly the worst free agent signing in league history.
David Stearns wouldn't give Pete Alonso a 5 year deal because he's going to break down?
And yet Soto and Lindor have missed more games this season than he's missed his ENTIRE career!!
We got
Soto till hes 40
Lindor till hes 38
Semien to hes 38
But
Pete Alonso to 35 nah
Why are people un-ironically angry at Pablo Torre for being a real investigative journalist and exposing actually important behind the scenes stuff. Like it’s in yall cattle ass nature to just automatically suck the dick of a billionaire who’s scamming and cheating something
Mets a zillion games below .500 in a lost season but everyone can see the future. They see the kids.
Sounds like a pennant race. The best fans in the MLB