Baba Mary

I speak Yiddish, Polish, German, a little Hebrew and a broken English.

[Baba Mary @BabaMarySays]

What is pooping? To take a nap? #suburbandictionary #💩

[Baba Mary @BabaMarySays]

How come I don't have gray hair and he has gray hair? #beautysecrets

[Baba Mary @BabaMarySays]

So the whole family is constipated. How's Elisa doing? #pottytalk

[Baba Mary @BabaMarySays]

I was hard, not easy. #relentlessteasingbyjack

[Baba Mary @BabaMarySays]

I never was beautiful, but I always had a good reputation. #modesty

[Baba Mary @BabaMarySays]

Next time I'll get the recipe from YOU. #daddoesntlikecinnamon

[Baba Mary @BabaMarySays]

Started from the bottom now we here #memoir

[Baba Mary @BabaMarySays]

As a matter of fact, he looks good. #boyfrienddenial

[Baba Mary @BabaMarySays]

You need a little tan. You're pale, but beautiful. #truthhurts

[Baba Mary @BabaMarySays]

You see the new movie with opra? It was excellent. #basedonatruestory

[Baba Mary @BabaMarySays]

I love bread!

[Baba Mary @BabaMarySays]

Do you use a pencil on your eyebrows? They're so big and black and gorgeous. Just like everything else! #bigandhairy #eatyourbanana

[Baba Mary @BabaMarySays]

@hiplipp @WermyShermy Dr. Lipp left the practice? Such a nice man! Will he come back? ..What .. I can't hear. #ihearmyownvoice #coleslawtogo

[Baba Mary @BabaMarySays]

Do you like the top or the bottom? No, not that! The chicken! #DelRayButcher

[Baba Mary @BabaMarySays]

Here's to world peace! #peaceandlove #einsteindidntdousafavor

[Baba Mary @BabaMarySays]

When your Zeyde would change your diaper he would wrap it around your belly. Your shmendrik was hangin out! #wipeatuchus #myfeethurt

[Baba Mary @BabaMarySays]

Be a good sister and put on your brother's socks. No? Ok I'll do it. #familyfeet #letsgoeat

[Baba Mary @BabaMarySays]

What's a panini? Italian food? #cascadesbreakfast

[Baba Mary @BabaMarySays]

What's that scratch on your neck? Your girlfriend gave it to you. You were probably being fresh. #razorburn #bababurn

[Baba Mary @BabaMarySays]

They're throwing everything out! I'm afraid they'll throw me out! #slicedonion #raviolibreakfast #nowastecantwaste