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Chelsea💙| Physicist👩‍🎓

[UG @UgwunnaEjikem]

Happened to me once & I never forgot this rule of thumb again: unsure if a bunch of eggs are good, get a bowl filled with water, & drop them in gently.

-Sinks & lies flat: Fresh & good eggs
-Sinks & upstanding: Not fresh but good.
-Floats: Bad eggs.

Thank me later.

[Chisa @jobosonchisa]

e get how company go welcome you, you go just know say na there you go retire

[Hamilton @hamiltonawah]

Everybody in that compound go fear my return. You fit go work come back see say I don thief everybody front door, tomorrow I fit puncture the tires of all the cars wey dey compound, I fit cut all the wires wey dey everybody meter. Either una fix my Gen or una go pack komot compound.

[Persimmon OT @OtPersimmon]

Guys, you’ll not believe this.

[Brown 🧸 @Brown0x]

This man is too smart. If its this construction business, just leave it for him.

Great insights on this topic.

Funny how i was considering having a basement in the future, without considering key factors like ventilatiin, leaks, windows, neighbours soil.

[Chude @Chude_ND1]

Protect this woman at all cost!

These are the issues, parents need to be extra careful with their kids.

[Dearest B 🦋 @BlehisBack]

Amaechi vs Sowore 😂😂😂

[Dearest B 🦋 @BlehisBack]

They wan use knowledge wound this brudda 😭😭

[Emmanuel, Faith. @themmanuelfaith]

I asked the Iyaloja of Oregun market what they use the 2,000 PER DAY levy they collect from EVERY TRADER in Oregun to do;
She said I should go and ask Kabiyesi.

I said she should be able to provide me answers since she is the emissary.
Guess her response?

She will send boys to beat me up 😂😂😂.
Bunch of looting criminals

How can you collect AT LEAST 2,000 naira Everyday from over 200 shops and there is no significant improvement.

Every shop is consistently deteriorating, gutters are stinking because there is no drainage but you will send boys to beat me up after you delayed us for thirty minutes to collect your useless levy?

[𝚄𝚐𝚋𝚎𝚍𝚎𝚘𝚓𝚘. @Just_JONIER]

The country is being run by boomers and millennials that have respect.

Where are we today?

[Jesutoba @JayTee_RN]

for that 1000th Goals celebration na Ankara we dey pick abi lace?

[Nze @nzemmili]

Barbarians and their barbaric things.

[y4yi @yxyiagain]

i dey wear my earpiece before i wear cloth

[Jade @Jade_sola1]

Day 5

I raise you the Lagos version

[𝙴𝚣𝚞🇳🇬™ @Ezu_nig]

If I speak on millennials, it will be like I have an agenda against you people.

[Gemini @gemininiiii]

The moment the helper notice say the bike owner dey act nonchalant 😭😂

[Are we all okay in this useless Nigeria??? @yourpricity]

@foxypiano I couldn't read purple hibiscus because I am allergic to zobo💔💔

I get you!

[UptownOfLagos @Uptownoflagos]

Who is the Interviewer o??? 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

He’s here to dethrone ALL Nigerian “Journalists!!!!

My dear Elder brother Kenneth jam Rock here. 😂

[The Force! @Orifunke]

One reason I would never buy this book is because it would be so out of place in my home. My husband is not useless. Good luck to those whose husbands are useless though because they'll relate.

[Palmer10 @Palmererrandboy]

What sort of over feeding is this?? Yesterday Maresca down. Today our customers are having civil war🥹🥹