One of my fantasies is for me and Arojinle to be somewhere and a snake pops out.
Then Arojinle says, don’t kill it it’s harmless.
As I dey knack the snake Pako, I go dey ask am, “you mean say this snake no get vemon” *paa*, “e no get ke” paaa.
One of the most pathetic things I’ve ever seen from a supposed sportsman. Messi’s fake halo shattered in this World Cup; he was the sneaky cheating leader of a vile bunch of violent thugs.
There’s this woman in my neighborhood who sells provisions. She used to greet me whenever I passed through her shop, even at night when I didn’t look her way.🥹