Brynn Hartzfeld

Writer, humorist, novelist, needler, and a longtime golf-ish player Please visit my new writing blog StCyW8BOWb

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Love is the immortal flow of energy that nourishes, extends and preserves. Its eternal goal is life. - Smiley Blanton

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our personal cardiovascular system, but not other males views, forms our own legitimate reverance. -samuel taylor coleridge

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Why did the condom cross the road? Because it was pissed off.

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Stupid is as stupid does. - Joseph La Bonde

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Disappointments should be cremated, not embalmed.

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Timid dogs bark most. - German Proverb

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@WWEUniverse @VivaDelRio After the match, so I could catch them by surprise with a "Loser Drives Naked through a Mcdonalds Drive Through"

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quietness would be the holds regarding energy. -josiah gilbert holland

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deal with your own eyes with excellence so you produce every little thing speed in direction of this. -william ellery channing

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I almost had a panic attack then laid in my bed trying to find the meaning of the universe

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Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.

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@Ambz619 u taking me to eat with that money

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george foreman~ generally whenever there is lots of smoke... there is only much more smoke.