You know you're a real adult when your plans for the night include going to Sam's Club, and you run into your parents; whose plan for the night also included going to Sam's Club 😅
I've been begging Alex for a new puppy so much I ended up naming our theoretical puppy Bruce. Everyday I talk about "Brucie and Cap" and now Alex has started talking about Brucie too. I win🤣🤣
So awkward when u go out to eat and ur server is someone you know from high school but u never rlly talked to them so u don’t know if u should say hi or pretend you don’t know them
@RichJohnson0523 You're part of mine and Kyle's I hate miles sanders club now🥳 we both had him last year but Kyle was the only one smart enough not to pick him this year😅
Tis the season for dominating your boyfriend in fantasy football even though you pick the same 6 people for your team every year & you have way less football knowledge than him💪🏻
(ignore the fact we're in the loser bracket🤣)
One time a lady passed out while walking into our restaurant and cracked her head open. People literally stepped over her body and then yelled at us for not knowing how long the wait would be because we were waiting for the ambulance to clear the scene🙃