Babe

Clogs are my dream shoe, I own at least 6 pairs.

[Babe @BabePernick]

Society of Les Voyageurs Presents:
PAUL BUNYAN BALL
Fri, Oct 9, 7pm
Green Things Farm
Contra Dancing & Lumberjacking
https://t.co/kEXFvgVvCg

[Babe @BabePernick]

"I coughed so hard, my tampon fell out" #ladyproblems

[Babe @BabePernick]

Sarah, "they kissed on Easter"
Pern, "ew, Julia, thats God's Day. Truly, thats a sin"
#holidaykisses

[Babe @BabePernick]

Pern's take on reclaiming virginity "it's called repairing the cherry"

[Babe @BabePernick]

"I just made $44.31 and I didn't have to blow anybody!"

[Babe @BabePernick]

"deep deep deep love, deep as my vagina...well, actually thats a joke, because my vaginas not that deep" #pernlife #deeplove

[Babe @BabePernick]

"what is the likelihood that my vaginal canal is too short for a tampon? I mean, if I can fit a dick, I can fit a tampon, right?" -pern #Hot

[Babe @BabePernick]

Pern points at two people across the table at dinner "You guys weren't c-section, I can tell, you were pussy all the way" #tabletalk #birth

[Babe @BabePernick]

Pern laying in bed "uuck, under the covers smells like fart"

[Babe @BabePernick]

"If I had a duck, would it be big, small, or medium?" -Pern

[Babe @BabePernick]

"One time I got sent to the principle's office for wearing a diaper in Valentine's day...I was being cupid"

[Babe @BabePernick]

"julia & sarah, Im in the market for potting soil, so if you see some...Julia. look out for it at PitE. I really need to plant this aloe"

[Babe @BabePernick]

Aaron comes home & says to pern, "stop brushing your teeth" pern responds "omg, what did you bring me?!" It was cake

[Babe @BabePernick]

"Sarah, do you wanna go upstairs and take nudes of each other right now? Aaron you can stay down here."

[Babe @BabePernick]

Asked pern for a favor, her response, "it's just that I'm lounging in my bed contemplating nude selfies right now" #babe #hawt

[stephanieinabq.bsky.social @IGotsSmarts]

At least they tried. #MentionPeopleYouAreThankfulFor

[Babe @BabePernick]

pern asking somebody about their hookup "did you do hand things, like hand to groin things?" #hawt #pernlife

[Babe @BabePernick]

Thank you mother @Kiwanis for all of your gifts. #blessed #ThriftStores

[Babe @BabePernick]

As pern is putting an earring into a hloe that's already has an one "oh my god, it fees like putting two tampons in one hole!"

[Babe @BabePernick]

"This is a self portrait of me lounging naked" -pern #babestatus