uSimcelile Thabede

Uthisha_Polo Driver_Petrol head_Football Fanatic_ @Masandawana @ManUtd

[ً @artfuIchaos]

just because i seek peace doesn’t mean I’m not skilled at war.

[$ @jxtsummer]

all this shit just to die on a random day

[Maphanga Mbuso @MBSVUDU]

Amantombazane abiza imali esiyisebenzele kanzima nge love language. 😭😭😭

[Edwin🇰🇪 @justWailer]

"Are you busy?"
Me: No

*Incoming video call*

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

Not only is it not Friday, it's not even Thursday. Women are evil 😭😭😭

[𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐚 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐞 @tsitsiii_t]

And just because you are early doesn't mean you are the bird, you might be the fattest worm

[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

To be financially stable you need disappoint women regularly

[fresils @iFresils]

please, wear your nice clothes everyday. the special occasion is being alive.

[UNCLE CHARLES @mixedracedUncle]

JUST IN||🔴 20 year old Luqobo 'Bibo' Makwedini has died after a rugby training session in France where he played for French rugby club AS Béziers Hérault. Bibo became a global tik tok sensation for his "Felicia" school war cry
at Wynberg Boys' High in Cape Town💔🕊️🕯️

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that Messi is a humble & nice person.

[𝙺 𝙻 𝙰 𝚄 𝚂🧛‍♂️ @k_laus1]

Eating pork then donate blood to a Muslim🫠

[IG:Joy-Zelda @joy_zelda]

South Africans we have a Duty

Please Retweet This until @IEC sees it and until he is arrested

[Khanya_Siluma🇿🇦 @SilumaKhanya]

I love it when Black people say “here comes your friend” and when you look up it’s someone you hate

[Nyasha Mutsauri @nyasha_mutsauri]

The Isuzu D max is a heavily underrated car
A better bakkie than the Toyota Hilux

[✧ @whotfisDuke]

When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you're broke, the dizziness starts at 6am😭

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

i'm fun for 32 minutes, then i start thinking about going home.

[. @Fimiye]

Opening Twitter immediately after waking up to check the state of the world is basically our generation’s version of our grandfathers reading the newspaper every morning.

[Vusi.Mz🦉 @YouDunnoVusi]

Real niggas don’t have suicidal thoughts you just got to keep living because if you die there won’t be any real niggas left

[Sir Lebona Cabonena @LCabonena]

They don't want borderless Africa, they want borderless South Africa.

[George Mnguni @Okay_Wasabi]

I’m sorry I’m not watching Mobland without Tom Hardy.