Nurudeen Muritala, Esq.🧑‍⚖️⚖️

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[Nurudeen Muritala, Esq.🧑‍⚖️⚖️ @BabuofLaw]

@Eneegmanuelllll 😂😂

[Nurudeen Muritala, Esq.🧑‍⚖️⚖️ @BabuofLaw]

No shame in exercising your right though😂😂

[gbemifola @gbemi_fola]

I attended an AGM and when a resolution was proposed to re-elect a NED, I was the only one who voted against. The registrar read the results and said "one shareholder with 2 units voted against." I almost went under the table. 🙂

[Nurudeen Muritala, Esq.🧑‍⚖️⚖️ @BabuofLaw]

To be seen as friends is what we’re trained for, but those big heads and sophisticated clients go dey act like boss.😒 what is in the reason?🤷‍♂️😅

[Fabian Sani Esq @FabianSani8]

I have this very good client who I’ve never charged for consultation because he pays well whenever there’s actual work to be done.

He tells me about his life, things that aren’t even legal matters, and sometimes I think he sees us as friends at this point.

But honestly, I don’t really mind.

As lawyers, we’re always available to listen to you cry about marrying the wrong person, tell us about your dreams, or share your life stories, even when you haven’t taken any steps towards achieving those dreams.

Just make sure you pay for the consultation.

[Nurudeen Muritala, Esq.🧑‍⚖️⚖️ @BabuofLaw]

Take a little break, and be unprofessional abeg 😂😂

[Kamal, ACArb @JOHNHorlbeck]

You see that barbing saloon shop that is down your street, go there and gist with boys. You’ve worked from Monday to Friday (6am-7pm daily), from one bus to another, from one draft to another, from one court to another, one meeting to another. Now it’s Friday evening. Dont just seat alone in your room. Go and listen to egbon adugbo gists at that saloon shop. Habba!

[Nurudeen Muritala, Esq.🧑‍⚖️⚖️ @BabuofLaw]

@JOHNHorlbeck Guilty as charged!😂

[Nurudeen Muritala, Esq.🧑‍⚖️⚖️ @BabuofLaw]

Sometimes ago my boss got a client who happened to be his neighbor discharged and acquitted only for the client to start beefing him after the case for calling him unreasonable person during the proceedings.😂

The adjective (unreasonable) that got him discharged and acquitted?😂

[Nurudeen Muritala, Esq.🧑‍⚖️⚖️ @BabuofLaw]

Some clients really deserve to be punished 😂😂

[Nurudeen Muritala, Esq.🧑‍⚖️⚖️ @BabuofLaw]

@focusEsq What’d you think we’re doing? late night researching and thinking on how to beat down the stubborn counsel in Cross-Examination requires four hands.

Meanwhile he is using his two hands like fours thinking exactly the same thing.🤣

[Nurudeen Muritala, Esq.🧑‍⚖️⚖️ @BabuofLaw]

In this profession, you ghat know how to use your two hands like they are fours.😊

[focus @focusEsq]

I have come to the realisation that in this profession, that there would always be something to do.

Your freedom is reliant on your ability to manage everything and keep the family happy.

[Nurudeen Muritala, Esq.🧑‍⚖️⚖️ @BabuofLaw]

It is call GROUNDnut not for a reason🌝

[Sucygold Esq. @itoashe]

I detest people who buy boiled groundnut and litter the ground with the back.
You are just another hungry goat.

[Nurudeen Muritala, Esq.🧑‍⚖️⚖️ @BabuofLaw]

160k no be small thing.😂😂

[Gucciboy @Gucciboyf3]

I remember a day Access Bank debïted one man that was in front of me 60,000 twice without dispensing the cash. The man grabbëd me and shoutëd: “You are not going anywhere oo!” Because you are my only witness 😳🙆😂😂😂

[Nurudeen Muritala, Esq.🧑‍⚖️⚖️ @BabuofLaw]

Some clients really deserve to be punished 😂😂

[Chinalu Okorie @Chinaluemmanuel]

I remember handling a matter where, after the prosecution closed their case, I opted for a No Case Submission on behalf of the Defendant, but it was overruled.

On the next date slated for the defence, the Defendant jumped bail. The prosecution's attempts to arrest him proved abortive, and the Court made an order to try him in absentia.

Faced with this situation, I decided to rest the Defendant’s case on the case of the prosecution. To my surprise, the Defendant was discharged and acquitted.

Till this moment, I have not informed the Defendant that the Court discharged and acquitted him in his absence. He is still living in hiding, believing that the Court is looking for him.

Yes, it is my own way of punishing him.😏

[Nurudeen Muritala, Esq.🧑‍⚖️⚖️ @BabuofLaw]

The lord is your strength!

[cookiethestallionlawyer🎀 @TIFE_MONEY]

Hmmm I’m not even joking . I’m academically in trouble 🥹 I solve MCQ for corporate compendium 2016-2018 including results 😭😭 the highest I hit was 10. God I’m so discouraged God what is this?? 24 days ooo haaa. All my sleepless night my head is empty

[Nurudeen Muritala, Esq.🧑‍⚖️⚖️ @BabuofLaw]

A friend enter my DM for legal advice regarding monetary dispute btw him and his mother in-law.

I told him, “my friend, pay this amount to the below account, tag it ‘Professional Fee’ then let the narration begin”

He had to call me with my native name to be sure I am the one.😂

[Otu of Law @OtuofLaw]

You want to keep a secret? Don’t keep it with me.

You want confidentiality? Then you’ve got me.

But remember, professional confidentiality comes with a fee. ⚖️

[Nurudeen Muritala, Esq.🧑‍⚖️⚖️ @BabuofLaw]

@UsmanAbidemiEsq Thank God am a follower 🤲😂
Greetings from Aspiring Billionaire? I can bear to miss🤣

[Nurudeen Muritala, Esq.🧑‍⚖️⚖️ @BabuofLaw]

@NajeebAdamu1 Famous lawyer without big bag? Ney!😂
1. Abeg☺️

[Nurudeen Muritala, Esq.🧑‍⚖️⚖️ @BabuofLaw]

The saying has been the practice after any set of government go and another one come.😭

The later has always been examined as worst than earlier. May this Tinubu era appears the last worst government we ever experienced l. 🤲😭

[Aspiring Billionaire SAN⚖️ @UsmanAbidemiEsq]

May we never find ourselves in a situation where we start saying, “The Tinubu era was better than this.” God forbid. I don’t even want to imagine the level of hardship that would make someone say that. Ah! God forbid, once again. 😩 This hardship is too much. Nigerians are suffering.

[Nurudeen Muritala, Esq.🧑‍⚖️⚖️ @BabuofLaw]

May the sophisticated client never find you🤲🤣

That’s all I’ll say😁

[Tochukwu @bestgirl_tochee]

I like being a lawyer. So cool, very cool.

[Nurudeen Muritala, Esq.🧑‍⚖️⚖️ @BabuofLaw]

@MarufMuhammed4 Now October?😂 what of the earlier trending ‘your year of big bag starts from Septembag to Decembag?’🤣

[Nurudeen Muritala, Esq.🧑‍⚖️⚖️ @BabuofLaw]

January to September na pre-season. October to December, na where the real GOATs go separate themselves. 😂🔥

God, we don ready. No more trailers, abeg. 🤲😭🤣

[Maruf Muhammed Esq @MarufMuhammed4]

Year wey go end well, na from October you go know.

Rage bait lotun losi 😆 🤣

[Nurudeen Muritala, Esq.🧑‍⚖️⚖️ @BabuofLaw]

@Phay8_hada I was deceived as a child by that golden Wig😭😂

Now I can’t sleep all night without thinking what other counsel in that same golden wig will examine in court the next day😑😑😂

You wear golden wig but you sometime wish that stubborn counsel had never choose to wear same😂😂