Baby BennWilds

We made babies. They think they’re big kids now.

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“Kids just want power, destruction, love, and candy.” - Sam

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“The privilege of humanity is being gross.” -Sam

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(Full whine) “Mooooooooom, can you please tell Sam that I’m in the same dimension as him?”

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Skeletons… are… in… you.

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She is so annoying.

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“I can’t brush my teeeeeeeth. It’s too minty”

🙄

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Meanwhile a beautiful butterfly flutters by the carnage.

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“THIS IS NOT WHAT I AM EXPECTING FOR MY BIRTHDAY!” Swimmer about to be eaten by a shark swimming at a beach that’s clearly labeled as having “No Sharks”.

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What’s my third favorite shape?

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(After a toot) 😲 “Does my butt know something I don’t?”

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I feel really good even though I just ate a very dangerous acid!

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“HEY DAAAAD?”

“Yeah?”

“THE MUSIC JUST SAID ‘FUCK YEAH’”

😬

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MOM! YOU HAVE RUINED THE WHOLE CARNIVAL NIGHT FOR ME!

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“Can I show you another friend of mine? Her head is very blobby!” -Stella (playing unicorns).

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Once upon a time you were a butt. That’s it. The end.

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“Mom, I’m going to eat that thing you put in your eyes and that you scare cats with.” -Stella
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“I like every single type of cats except the skin cats.” Stella

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Acid Nerf Dart schematic

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Sam: TOMORROW I’M NOT GIVING YOU A HUG 😡