Soooooooo....
Apparently one is not supposed to put glue on a rat, put that rat on your head, and call it a wig.
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In other news, meet my new pal Da Vinky!
@Dio_Ong97 Eh, too late right now.
Aaaaand good idea! Except that he's banned from the interwebs for trying to sell us to a circus. He even got a package stamp thingy.