Jail Bait

Graduated high school with a 4.0 when I was 14. Now I'm a 17 year old junior at the prettiest university in America. PreMed. College boys are afraid of me.

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Sometimes when you text goodnight and that you 'wuv me', I whisper I love you too.

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His brother asked me what I did to make him obsessed with me 😂😍

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Anyways...

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I like the sound of that...

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He loves me though

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He's been saying "❤️you" and "wuv you" a lot lately. Which I love because he was such a tough guy when I met him. He's a total sweetheart ❤️

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I love him though

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@MrsTwinMommy pretty momma with two gorgeous babies and an awesome husband? That's my dream.

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@MrsTwinMommy I want to be you!!!

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Can I just be @MrsTwinMommy or...?

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Why are guys so mean?
Cocksucking little dick holes.
Those motherfuckers

Boom. Haiku about guys.

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I find a guy I actually like and he doesn't want me because I'm #JailBait

He still thinks I'm great though. Lucky me.

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Seriously somebody

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I totally don't miss it or regret not having the opportunity. I really just want to buy a pretty dress and have a cute guy take me to dinner

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So I think I can get one of the guys at work to take me to homecoming at his high school.

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Safe Haven was easily the worst spent 2 hours of my life.

[Tyler. @Tyler_TWH]

Libs/Feminists- I've never once said that a woman's place is in the kitchen; a home has many more rooms than a kitchen. 😂 You're all stupid.

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@TrophyWifesHus yeah. Because stay at home moms aren't actively involved in the community and in their children's schools or anything. Lolol

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@TrophyWifesHus I 100% agree with you.

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Which most child psychologists would agree with. A mom's first priority should be her children. Kids deserve their mom's undivided attention