May

I am a child of divorce. I'm delicate!

[May @BabyDragon983]

Why choose when you can watch both

[May @BabyDragon983]

Honestly shocked and confused as to why I won employee of the month. 🙈

[May @BabyDragon983]

Why do teachers and managers/supervisors all through my life always seem to have a problem with me being a quiet person? If the work is good, isn't that enough? 🤷🏻‍♀️

[May @BabyDragon983]

Don't you hate it when you might've accidentally eaten moldy bread and so you google 'what happens when you eat moldy bread?' oh boy... good thing I'm working from home tomorrow. 😬

[May @BabyDragon983]

When someone says they miss you, do you immediately start to cry or are you normal?

[May @BabyDragon983]

Last night I had one of those dreams which happens in movies where you wake up & it's a fake out & you wake up again, this happened about 5 times. In the end I manage to get to the door & can see a little girl through my door peephole, whatever she say's then scares me awake! 😬

[May @BabyDragon983]

After 5 months of furlough this is pretty accurate:

[May @BabyDragon983]

Bought a new car during a pandemic... I know I'm nuts!

[May @BabyDragon983]

2020 is just the worst

[Guardian Business @BusinessDesk]

Argos to stop printing catalogue after almost 50 years https://t.co/LUw5ijaRoT

[May @BabyDragon983]

Linda Cardellini and Cecily Strong finally getting the recognition they deserve!!! #Emmys2020 #emmys

[May @BabyDragon983]

Today I was on a speed awareness course and the guy next to me asks if I drive? Dude! We are here cos we were caught speeding! 🤦🏻‍♀️

[May @BabyDragon983]

I love Brad Pitt

[May @BabyDragon983]

To this day 'It must have been love' by Roxette reminds me of the time my dad had an affair & my mum kept singing that song to him. Ah memories #RIPRoxette

[May @BabyDragon983]

Happy days! After 8 months I finally got offered a full time job!

[May @BabyDragon983]

Turns out, I need a medical reason to be able to wear trousers for a new job. Allergic to wearing skirts is sadly not a valid reason. 😔

[May @BabyDragon983]

Real convo with my dad just now.
Me: Do u know what's happening in 2 days?
Dad: No
Me: Yes you do
Dad: Liverpool is playing
Me: Nooooo, something else! You know
Dad: Oh, its your birthday
Me: Dad, that took way too long! 🤦🏻‍♀️

[May @BabyDragon983]

As always I will be supporting Azerbaijan for no apparent reason #Eurovision

[May @BabyDragon983]

Do pets even like the name their human gives them? I do wonder.

[May @BabyDragon983]

There is no need to ever have a phone conversation on loudspeaker on a bus. Ever!

[May @BabyDragon983]

Officially Unemployed for the first time in 11 years. Don't know how to feel.