John Watson

Army doctor. Blogger. Omega.

[John Watson @BabyMamaJohn]

@BabyDaddySherly You never help much. #arse

[John Watson @BabyMamaJohn]

@AuntieMolls I told you, my eyes were sweating. #omegahonour

[John Watson @BabyMamaJohn]

1. Fistful of Maltesers 2. Gulp of pickle juice 3. Repeat #whathaveibecome

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Sitting about the flat in just pants. Distended belly pink and shimmering with sweat. So attractive.

[John Watson @BabyMamaJohn]

The weather would be unbearable even WITHOUT ten stone of child sitting on my stomach.

[John Watson @BabyMamaJohn]

A favour. The next time I go I to heat, remind me that I hate @BabyDaddySherly

[John Watson @BabyMamaJohn]

@BabyDaddySherly stop it

[John Watson @BabyMamaJohn]

Yes the new nursery looks amazing thank you all for asking but I'm sO FAAT

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I'm so fat. I'm SO FAT.

[John Watson @BabyMamaJohn]

.@BabyDaddySherly tells me that his "special project" is nearly complete. Feeling not so confident about the state of the upstairs room.

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I have watched sixteen solid hours of DVRed Corrie and eaten four different packets of four different kinds of crisps. #productiveday

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Have just consumed about eight pounds of Chinese food. Feeling shit. Back to bed.

[John Watson @BabyMamaJohn]

@forsciencejohn @BabyDaddySherly Thank you so much. You are a dear.

[John Watson @BabyMamaJohn]

@BabyDaddySherly SEE

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@BabyDaddySherly Harry is literally a serial drunk.

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@AuntieMolls I need a drink. (I know, I know.)

[John Watson @BabyMamaJohn]

Oh God one of the paint smudges was lilac I hate lilac

[John Watson @BabyMamaJohn]

Putting those two sentences together like that cleared some things up for me.

[John Watson @BabyMamaJohn]

Why is @BabyDaddySherly covered in smudges of paint? He will neither tell me nor let me into the bedroom upstairs.

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What happened? I looked down for a second and it was a week later. #timemeansnothing