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Sometimes a bitch just has to party

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I just learned who chris kirkpatrick is and now Eminem songs make more sense

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When I’m approached in a dark alley I don’t lift my skirt

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Say what you will… but Mrs fields makes a good cookie

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Nas was, is, and always will be better than jay z

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Mannnnnnnnn fuck your god

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Old as a mother fucker but they still ask me for my ID when I buy MGD you feel me

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I JUST learned that Erin brockovich wasn’t a sequel to pretty woman!!!!

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Pawned my banjo for a bag of dope and a pitcher or beer

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Smiling like a vulture while rolling up the horticulture

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I can kick you higher than you can kick me. I can kick you up into a tree

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It’s not ok to shoot people because they are different than you

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They’re cheap… I’m free.

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Disneyland and Detroit should fight for who gets the “D”…. Throw @salmahayek in there too. She can also get the D.

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How the fuck does morgan lander keep getting hotter every fucking year!!?!?!

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I feel like middle aged and older gays like dick a lot more than these new younger gays.

Fucking posers

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It should be way more embarrassing to have been caught at a Coldplay concert than to be caught having an affair

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I didn’t know it was possible to be more corny than drake but will smith found a way.

Fucking losers!!!!

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White bitches…. That’s it.. that’s the tweet

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Remember - it ain’t no good unless it’s good enough to put the proper good on it

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Rage against the machine sucks so fucking much. Please please please go listen to any of the other much better options