Baby Phat

✨Slightly Mad Scientist ✨ Can’t seem to stay off the 🍃 or pretty girls

[Baby Phat @BabyPhattt33]

@ericaovoke @LouisaChidinma How do you want to give the resetting slap when they’ve beaten you into a pile on the floor? Do you people even try to think?

[Baby Phat @BabyPhattt33]

@Genzsojo Thank you for your service. Let him go and colllect his own 72😂

[Proud Kafir @lastkafir]

So Allah told the children of Israel in the Ten Commandments, “Do not covet other people’s wives.”

Years later, He told Muhammad to covet his son’s wife.

Maybe Allah forgot. Who’s to say?

[Baby Phat @BabyPhattt33]

@ActressMarvels Absolutely no great dark skin performer

[Baby Phat @BabyPhattt33]

@chisom_nwankire Poverty will make you look crazy sometimes

[Baby Phat @BabyPhattt33]

Imagine getting shot as you run from jihadists only to wake up to shiny jihadists asking ‘who goes you?’ in a language you do not understand

[Yemi. @KR3Wmatic]

In Islam, when you die, two angels, Munkar and Nakir, will show up in your grave to interrogate you:

Man rabbuka? (Who is your Lord?)
Mā dīnuka? (What is your religion?)
Man nabiyyuka? (Who is your prophet?)

Fail to answer, and you’ll be tormented!

Better start learning Arabic today. Apparently, even in the grave, Allah’s customer service doesn’t speak your language. 😂

[Baby Phat @BabyPhattt33]

@ilemidunf APC?

[Baby Phat @BabyPhattt33]

@holymykel_ @BigNeeene How many have you met?

[Ms.Bitch 😘 @BigNeeene]

Good dick never comes with a good nigga 🙄😒

[Jindu✨ @jindu__]

Adjusting my bra in public to assert dominance >>>>>

[Baby Phat @BabyPhattt33]

@ThandoQolo I wonder why?

[varrock @varrock]

Muslims be like "Ramadan is so hard and its a test of willpower" but its literally just skipping lunch for a month?

You just eat one big breakfast and one big dinner every day lmao. Your "fast" only lasts like 10 hours!

[Kagan @KaganTech]

There are wayyyyy too many beautiful women in the world for you to be fooling yourself over a poor Nigerian girl.

Gentlemen, please don't be stupid.

[Baby Phat @BabyPhattt33]

@JThiel Wtf is this

[MOYA⌚️- jewelry plug @wholezed_]

I can’t even lie, my relationship starts from lust😂 na with time, I go know if I really wan dey💀

[Baby Phat @BabyPhattt33]

Fucking weirdos

[Kunmi Àgbà Farmer @kunmigbenga]

Omo, I just hear one new format wey some guys dey use chop girls o! 😂

Dem go carry babe inside car, then branch one building site wey still dey under construction.. the site no be their own o. Dem go leave the babe inside the car with AC on, come down to greet the workers and engage them in small talks. Before dem leave, dem go bring out small cash give the workers. The babe go dey observe for inside car

Dem go now enter the car and tell the babe say the workers dey really try, say e don spend many millions on the project and still get plenty money to spend so the building go finish on time.

Omo, from that moment, the babe go begin reason am differently. She go wan loyal because she don see say the guy get serious investment and plenty expenses. She fit even begin manage herself financially, with the hope say when the project finally finish, she go enjoy the benefits too.

[Baby Phat @BabyPhattt33]

@Damigold2222 All this to justify the loss of two human lives. Religion of piss indeed

[jay. @msjadab_]

I love me something sweet that just wants to see me happy and lets me have my way.

[Nans💕 @TheXyznans]

Sometimes, all a girl needs is a kiss.

not me tho, i need $1M.

[theAsexualSlurt💘 @purple_ogbanje]

I'm right here babe ♡

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