Cristy

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[Cristy @BabySmurfff]

Seeing everyone tonight and their babies made me so happy. We’re really just all parents now lol

[Cristy @BabySmurfff]

It’s so cool watching your best friend become a parent 🥲

[Cristy @BabySmurfff]

🥲 my heart is so full

[Cristy @BabySmurfff]

Omg you know what also almost made me throw up?! That fucking hot dog eating contest. YUCKKKKK!

[Cristy @BabySmurfff]

Then Taylor had a guy today who told her that since she wasn’t on the menu, he didn’t want to eat anything LOOOOOOOL like what in the fuck

[Cristy @BabySmurfff]

Sickoooo. He then tipped me $40. LOLOL

[Cristy @BabySmurfff]

I stg lololol. I had a table yesterday and this sir man asked what sides I liked, so I told him and he goes, “great. Give me those. You like it, I love it.” I walked to the back and almost threw up lmaoooo like do men even think before they speak?

[madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ @madsdanae]

I would say happy birthday, America, but unfortunately I love abortions and immigrants and public education and universal healthcare and Black people and the environment and not bombing children with my tax dollars.

[Cristy @BabySmurfff]

Hell yeah Morocco 🤩

[Cristy @BabySmurfff]

I have a table that’s like 10 mimosas and 5 espresso martinis deep 🥲 and I want to join them so bad 😭

[Cristy @BabySmurfff]

and all my opps were in my dream 😭

[Cristy @BabySmurfff]

I had the worst nightmare last night 😭😭 lmao

[Cristy @BabySmurfff]

My girly pops are coming over tonight and I can’t wait 🫶🏽

[Cristy @BabySmurfff]

I love how we all agree that people come into this hotel acting like it’s their first day on earth 😂

[Cristy @BabySmurfff]

I cried myself to sleep last night and honestly, I feel a lot better today LOL

[Cristy @BabySmurfff]

Stupid.

[Cristy @BabySmurfff]

In another life, I’d wake up to fresh flowers each week.

[Cristy @BabySmurfff]

To disrespect the mother of your child like that, is beyond me.

[Cristy @BabySmurfff]

You men are so damn petty and leave no room for bitter baby mommas cause yall are the fucking bitter ones.

[Cristy @BabySmurfff]

Y’all’s bd’s are the reason why I’m lowkey so glad that I have zero contact with my bd. Cause fuuuuuuck all that.