Taylor ➳ Danielle

Cali baby

[Taylor ➳ Danielle @BabyTayDanielle]

No compliment will ever top this one

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

another day of existing

[Sara K. Runnels @omgskr]

I’m not gullible enough to be lured into a cult but I am nosy enough

[Taylor ➳ Danielle @BabyTayDanielle]

When you dog sit for your mom

[Taylor ➳ Danielle @BabyTayDanielle]

The TikTok comment section has really opened my eyes to the large number of people who don’t know the difference between aloud and allowed

[Taylor ➳ Danielle @BabyTayDanielle]

The bring it on movies did not consult one actual cheerleader

[Taylor ➳ Danielle @BabyTayDanielle]

Due to the amount of books I buy and how fast I read them a kindle would really be the best financial decision but it just doesn’t feel the same!!

[Taylor ➳ Danielle @BabyTayDanielle]

Every night my cat jumps up on my bed with me, lays down and rests her head on my arm. We spend the next hour watching tiktoks together. I then put my phone down and roll over. She then crawls to that side, nestles her head and goes to sleep. Tell me this isn’t true love.

[Taylor ➳ Danielle @BabyTayDanielle]

Just found out Worcestershire sauce has anchovies in it. I think my life just ended.

[Taylor ➳ Danielle @BabyTayDanielle]

Probably going to name my first born Karen for my own amusement

[Taylor ➳ Danielle @BabyTayDanielle]

My 7 week old nephew is already a third of my height, 23in to my 61 😅

[nesrin danan @blackprints]

sometimes a dirty chai isnt enough i need a slutty filthy little whore chai

[Taylor ➳ Danielle @BabyTayDanielle]

Nothing makes me want to die more than seeing fake couple pranks

[Taylor ➳ Danielle @BabyTayDanielle]

Everytime my boyfriend forgets to squeegee my glass shower I get closer and closer to leaving his ass

[Taylor ➳ Danielle @BabyTayDanielle]

@tooturntbri_ I just found this in the replies- after reading further, they are not using satire

[Taylor ➳ Danielle @BabyTayDanielle]

POV- A girl that drinks blended fruits one time
“OMG you guys I found the best weight loss program! Buy my merch!!”

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

in my villain era (accidentally committing tax fraud out of extreme confusion)

[Taylor ➳ Danielle @BabyTayDanielle]

The fact I’ve gone through 7 tests and thousands of dollars to just end up needing a biopsy is literally going to make me freak out

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Taylor ➳ Danielle @BabyTayDanielle]

@babygemineye This is so accurate

[Taylor ➳ Danielle @BabyTayDanielle]

My neck ultrasound is about to cost 800 dollars 🥴