Baby Donald Trump

I'm a self made baby. I have the best genes, just the greatest. Very PROUD!

[Baby Donald Trump @BabyTrumpWinner]

@RobertLaurie @slashfilm It’s hilarious because that was a generally well received movie that this reviewer trashed as if THAT was the general consensus. Made the rest of the review untrustworthy. Didn’t help that it seemed to be less of a review and more a parsing out of what we could get offended at

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

Her sister was a witch right? And what was her sister? A princess, the wicked witch of the east bro. You're gonna look at me and you're gonna tell me that I'm wrong? Am I wrong? She wore a crown and she came down in a bubble, Matt. Grow up bro, grow up.
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[Baby Donald Trump @BabyTrumpWinner]

I hurt I hurt I hurt so much being alive is painful OH SHIT A BUTTERFLY........ wait no back to hurting

[Baby Donald Trump @BabyTrumpWinner]

@itssAndrewK @AOC God, you must hate yourself secretly. There’s no way you’re going to do this. You should, it’s certainly a good use of your anger, but that fact that you’re using charity to “own the libs” means it’s all lip service. And you know that. And I bet it makes you sad.

[Baby Donald Trump @BabyTrumpWinner]

@DanielleNicki This is so inconsequential

[Baby Donald Trump @BabyTrumpWinner]

@ambernoelle Lol that’s cause women ask those questions to other people. It’s nicer but they have the same feelings of inadequacy that men do.

[Baby Donald Trump @BabyTrumpWinner]

@AlishaGrauso I think, especially in the film/tv, it’s insane to devote your life creating things that show people changing and then not believe people can do it in real life. Having said that, this is obviously a necessary step. But I think there are some legitimate criticisms of it.

[Baby Donald Trump @BabyTrumpWinner]

@AlishaGrauso I think what’s wrong with consequence culture is the lack of empathy/forgiveness associated with it. It is completely understandable, some people shouldn’t be forgiven/SHOULD be put in jail. But there is a section of consequence culture fueled by anger and that’s scary.

[Baby Donald Trump @BabyTrumpWinner]

@TheAcademy Baby Geniuses

[Baby Donald Trump @BabyTrumpWinner]

@ray8fisher ... what specifically did he do.

[Baby Donald Trump @BabyTrumpWinner]

@Coll3enG @GhostofXmasAss He’s objectively more attractive, I’m sorry

[Baby Donald Trump @BabyTrumpWinner]

96% Approval Rating at my first birthday party. Thank you!

[Baby Donald Trump @BabyTrumpWinner]

I officially have 50 followers. Yuge numbers, a lot of people are saying the biggest numbers they’ve seen, not a lot of people I know can even count to 50 so THANK YOU!

[Baby Donald Trump @BabyTrumpWinner]

@laurenacooley @CNNPolitics This tweet is almost a year old. Do something with ya life girl

[Baby Donald Trump @BabyTrumpWinner]

I would never say it but @DoraTheExplorer probably isn't legal. Her celebrity makes America look WEAK.

[Baby Donald Trump @BabyTrumpWinner]

Very sad Teddy Bear can't hold his stuffing in. Family knows I had nothing to do with it- Dopey dog looks suspicious. Not good!

[Baby Donald Trump @BabyTrumpWinner]

Needy Mom is awful. Can't change a diaper. Raw, empty nipples. Pathetic!