alex

Courtney Cox you’re so hot I love you on that show

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jac and i driving home from obsession like

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i just changed my name on door dash to goo goo ga ga because of keep on getting orders for other people named alex 😭

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anyway who wants to join a black eyed peas cover band

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when i was young i thought the song my humps by the black eyed peas was about a pretty girl who had a hunchback of Notre Dame esque hump and raw chicken in her shirt

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i didn’t take my meds today, let’s see which will win: my desire to make biscuits
or my need to do my homework

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some strong ass mead, a fire melting my face off, dinner on the stove and a cute man by my side, what else could i want in life

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sometimes i just be saying shit to my husband

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took my first dose of adderall today and i’m making deviled eggs at 7pm

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knocked out my performance berport in 2 hours while drinking

let’s fuckin go

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gonna move to a moderate sized blue state and run for governor

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new mead came out really well!

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i feel like i could make more of a difference outside of the military

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i’m thinking of shaking up my life just so i can better help the queer community

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i’m making a few batches of mead and it smells like christmas in my office

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happy mischief night! i burnt my hand on liquid hard candy!

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i asked my buddies from those eras what to add and surprisingly not one bad addition

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making a mead inspired by the different parts of my life, it’s pineapple, mango, lime, dyed blue with edible glitter in it, let’s see how it turns out

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naturally i will be abusing this until i become numb to it

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i’ve been listening to the same 10 seconds of a song because it gives me a huge dopamine hit,