Carnitas Greer

Va, Syracuse, Va. Avid water drinker and taco enthusiast 🌮

[Carnitas Greer @Baby_Greer]

@livlaughlexapr0 rip

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Happy 50th birthday to Ben Affleck.

Here’s maybe the best thing he’s ever done - his drunken commentary on the Armageddon DVD.

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of a homemade Uncrustable

[Dice Envy @DiceEnvy]

Today's giveaway gives you the chance to get your hands on Mage Hand, featuring a font by @Quiddie and available in a whole host of colors! To win this purple on black set, just follow and RT. Open internationally. Winner will be DM'd on 6/1.

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

Please @A24 hire me to write a slow burn psychological horror film about people slowly going insane listening to Wonderwall

[Gary Baldi @gazeeebo64]

Look at the name of the reporter the BBC have sent to report on panic fuel buying.

[Carnitas Greer @Baby_Greer]

@mckennafromohio @jorellana14 I’ll come visit you if you drink a pint of that water

[Khai @ThamKhaiMeng]

Every single New York Times front page since 1852. Note the explosion of pictures in news (h/t Josh Begley)

[Carnitas Greer @Baby_Greer]

@FortuneMagazine @McKennaPMoore Super informative, thanks!

[Basia Cummings @basialcummings]

This is Piotr Patkowski, Poland’s deputy finance minister. He looks *extremely* like a 12-year-old playing dress up as a kid’s idea of a grown man. He’s 29.

[Martin Herlihy @martinmherlihy]

Guy thinks he went to college with Spongebob

[Road Dog Karl @HammerFist3]

upsetting scenario

[Carnitas Greer @Baby_Greer]

@mackthemane Any success?

[Carnitas Greer @Baby_Greer]

@jorellana14 “But that’s okay!!!” 😂😂

[Carnitas Greer @Baby_Greer]

Unleveled tables are the reason I drink