Adam(n)

its a hard knock life

[Adam(n) @Baby_Screws]

People who cut the crust off sanwices dont understand that life sucks ass sometimes and you gotta just deal with it

[Adam(n) @Baby_Screws]

@TMobile ay so i left my phone in France and have given up all hope of getting it back. How i get a new sim with the same #?

[Adam(n) @Baby_Screws]

You miss 100% of the shots u dont take, but you get to enjoy 100% of the shots you end with salt

[Mark D. McCoy @m_d_mccoy]

George Floyd and I were both arrested for allegedly spending a counterfeit $20 bill. For George Floyd, a man my age, with two kids, it was a death sentence. For me, it is a story I sometimes tell at parties. That, my friends, is White privilege.

[Adam(n) @Baby_Screws]

Peak alcoholism is using a mixed drink as your chaser

[Adam(n) @Baby_Screws]

Just because it's getting hard to find something to smile about these days:

[kawaiiken🍥 @Kennedy_Moore16]

this white man jogged 2 miles through his neighborhood carrying a TV in his hands to prove that “looking like a suspect” who committed robbery isn’t a good enough excuse for the murder of ahmaud aubrey. his neighbors smiled and waved at him as he ran by. im speechless. RT RT RT‼️

[Adam(n) @Baby_Screws]

Schrodinger's Kim Jong Un?

[Adam(n) @Baby_Screws]

@NCSTATE4LIFE @BarstoolPack Bro how do you think a braket works

[Adam(n) @Baby_Screws]

They moved the Olympics and Trump said 'We need to be first place in something, lets make it carona virus cases'

[Adam(n) @Baby_Screws]

A huge shoutout to the flight attendant that ended the safety talk with 'and hold on to your seats because we're gonna be MOVING'

[Adam(n) @Baby_Screws]

Who remembers this lil fucker

[HooligansTV @HooligansTV_eu]

Security😂😂😂

[Adam(n) @Baby_Screws]

@nyrmaccc Damn it really be like that huh

[Racks @RacksBundles]

I remember when niggas said shorty at Patrick house LMFAOOOOOOO

[Adam(n) @Baby_Screws]

Tell me why he wearing a lax helmet

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

today is the last day u can retweet this for the next 10 years

[sab 🪬 @svbrinaaaxo]

why olaf lowkey hit that

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

If they met you now would they be proud of the person you’ve become?

[Adam(n) @Baby_Screws]

@Solonegus I will always love and remember you, and this is just one of many reasons why my friend