Mike

Gem giver. 💎 💎 💎
Cool thoughts, cooler ideas and the coolest designs. Laconism. Timber.🪵NE ✈ SW✍🏼🎨📸🧠🌍📖💰

[𝓚𝓪𝓻𝓵 🇫🇷🤽🏿‍♂️ @KarITunez]

The plane at my maths exam after l calculated its takeoff speed of -274km/h.

[Ash Cyclin @armchairjonah]

Amazing things happening on bumble in China

[bg🙂 @smoovebg]

I nutted in class today and 4 ppl turned around felt like I was on the voice

[Andy Ha @AndyHa_]

Me to my FPL team after gameweek 1

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

all the food is poisoned, they’re saying the only safe thing to eat is my pussy

[Twizzy @Twizzy9998]

Crack Flip™️

[Z @ZAYN_Z7]

@ManUtd I AM A BALEBA

[JG @jordygordz]

Just paid £23 for a SLICE of cake. Thought I was getting the whole thing lol this Amex charge back is going to hit them where it hurts

[Mike @Baby__Bronson]

@SpiritJuiceZee 👎🏻

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:

[ULLLTIMMAAAAA🍉🇵🇸 @Ultima_Undead]

“Niggas hate hitler but love Lightning McQueen” what the fuck is you talking about

[Chesterman United @chestermanutd3]

2026:

Antony Martial (30) - free agent
Jadon Sancho (26) - free agent
Memphis Depay (32) - free agent
Wilfred Zaha (33) - free agent
Adnan Januzaj (31) - free agent
Tyrell Malacia (26) - free agent
Brandon Williams (25) - free agent
Axel Tuanzebe (28) - free agent
Chris Smalling (36) - free agent
Paul Pogba (33)⏳ - free agent
•••
Marcus Rashford (28)…… free agent 2028?

#mufc

[Mr. Doorman Davis @AliquamScripto]

They don’t even have a golden generation. He just wants to destroy a country for the love of the game

[CG @cgtwts]

marketing agencies right now:

[ben @benhatesnufc]

‘Would you like to sign for Newcastle united?’

Every player in the world:

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

WHAT THE F*CK HAS RUSSIAS SECOND DIVISION JUST PRODUCED… 🤯🤯🤯

[theMikeGuy @themikedude72]

If I have to see it, so do you.

[Eren 🎯 @erenfromtargets]

This girl at my job tryna warm her food with aluminum foil , I told her she can't do that she said "I'm new here I ain't know" girl you can't do that anywhere…

[Jordy @jordyinit]

Watching Arsenal linked with Vini Jr while United are linked with Mason Mount being good this year