Matthew Bernstein

[Matthew Bernstein @Baby_bear_718]

@ayejaysea lmao! That is exactly what happened!

[Matthew Bernstein @Baby_bear_718]

@withaYbry what are you trying to say?

[Matthew Bernstein @Baby_bear_718]

@withaYbry it's actually a method I use to get free shots... because I don't have tits

[Bryan Gorham @withaYbry]

Me: i bet if you tell them you spilled your shot theyll give you a new one. @Baby_bear_718: thats how i got this one. *licks off the table*

[Matthew Bernstein @Baby_bear_718]

@ayejaysea @Mike_Oldenburg @JimmyPaschal @man_hes_fresh let's get another one on December 4th haha

[Matthew Bernstein @Baby_bear_718]

Never knew something could hurt this much

[Matthew Bernstein @Baby_bear_718]

Holy soreness #wenthard #movinglikeaturtle

[Complex @Complex]

"Bad Boys 3" is coming soon... http://t.co/VaLFwJ3YXW

[Matthew Bernstein @Baby_bear_718]

Is it a Mcgriddle or is it exlax?

[Matthew Bernstein @Baby_bear_718]

Just hoping and waiting

[Matthew Bernstein @Baby_bear_718]

@JoeBeaudet93 @ESPNStatsInfo ahahaha and Ortiz has 12 RBIs

[Matthew Bernstein @Baby_bear_718]

That is the perfect question to ask at 3 in the morning #gome

[Matthew Bernstein @Baby_bear_718]

How bad is microwaving eggs?

[Matthew Bernstein @Baby_bear_718]

That uncomfortable feeling you get in your stomach when you feel like you are missing something. Yup

[Matthew Bernstein @Baby_bear_718]

@wurtzy593 cool I'll text you soon

[Matthew Bernstein @Baby_bear_718]

@wurtzy593 yessir!

[Matthew Bernstein @Baby_bear_718]

@wurtzy593 absolutely. I'm pretty sure im free Saturday

[Matthew Bernstein @Baby_bear_718]

@wurtzy593 nothing much homie, what you been up to?

[Matthew Bernstein @Baby_bear_718]

@wurtzy593 yo yo yo

[Michael @wurtzy593]

Posting pictures of weed isn't cool anymore folks haha