Babygimp

Just a simple anunnaki trying to find his way home.

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I'm at the doctor office waiting for my colonoscopy and watching the new masters of the universe trailer.... Yup that's were our generation is at now.

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Just saw a cholo with perfectly styled eyebrows....... I think they were even pencil filled.... #orale #raza

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What is the plural of pussy? Pussies, pussys, pussay? I'm confused....

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MY BALLS HURT!!!!!

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Vasectomy is over. Dick is super numb......

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So apparently a side effect to a vasectomy is for ever scrotum pain...... I got that, it's called a wife......

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30 more minutes and the bullets are taken out of the gun .....

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Today I get my vasectomy. Time to take the poison out of the snake.......

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Men age like fine wine, women age like stale horchata.

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You know your in a Mexican wedding when u see a girl 9 months pregnant in a mini skirt and a thong......

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The older I get the more I lean towards the the galactic empire and star to hate the rebel alliance.... Just give in and join the dark side. It's like a democrat and republican thing.

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It goes......
Star wars
Dodgers
Pussy

In that specific order

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Nothing better than taking a dump at a las Vegas resort..... My butt checks are pampered......

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I saw a guy with a patch of hair missing on the side of his head in the shape of a heart. "That's cool" I said. "I have alopecia, it's a decease" he replied. "It could be worse" I added, "how can it be worse?" He asked, "the patch could be in the shape of a dick."

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Walt Disney called Disneyland the happiest place in earth. Apperantly he never had sex with a woman cause the vagina is #1 if you ask any guy......

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I'm not as asshole as you dick I am.... Really

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I don't know why chickens have to get the bad wrap on the name. I think we should say someone is "cow' when they are scared cause cows are much bigger pussies than chickens

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You know your getting old when you are filling out your date of birth on a website and for the year box you have too swipe multiple times till you get to your year.

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I saw a lady wearing panocha shorts at work today. Panocha shorts is when the "legs" of the shorts are higher than the crotch.....