One of those sundays where I am simply counting down the hours until a socially acceptable dinner time followed by a socially acceptable time to take pop melatonin and call it a weekend
Things I’ve learned in my first two weeks of being a dog mom - 1. It is physically impossible for me not say “ohhhh big stretch” after every dog stretch 2. I must place my dog’s name into every song lyric possible. And both 1&2 lead to #3.... I most definitely annoy my dog
I somehow was convinced to go to a “watch party” for a Providence game and I am not even sure what sport is playing and how this happened to me. Hoping for a few touchdowns. Stay tuned and send help.
Nothing makes me feel less like a strong independent woman more than a hangover when Sean is out of town. Who is going to bring me coconut water and ginger ale and rub my back? SOS
My very very favorite part of going to Coach Sean’s hockey games is when the parents of the 12 year old boys scream, “KILL HIM!!!” Such wonderful things we are teaching America’s youth!!!!!!!!! 😑
I have a lot of controversial things to say regarding this Myles Garrett situation but instead I think we should all take a breath and look at Narwahl and appreciate him
I wonder what it would be like to go to a wedding with an open bar and not just go completely HAM and wake up feeling great without regret? Has that ever happened to anyone?
Should I be concerned that I’ve already taken 3 Advil’s, 1 melatonin, and have a heating pad on my neck while watching the kardashians and Sean just came in telling me he’s gonna crack open a beer since he’ll be up for another 2 hours watching hockey? Opposites attract y’all.