Alyssa NOT Alissa

Snapchat and Instagram have the same @ as twitter! 🦄

[Alyssa NOT Alissa @BabyimAlyssa]

till death and after 💐

[✨chanelle✨ @__j0r]

Met in college, but these my babies for life💓 Love y’all till death. @BabyimAlyssa @BeautfulllBrown

[Alyssa NOT Alissa @BabyimAlyssa]

…she there for the niggassssss! it’s love island not friendship island

[㉿ @ohkhaay]

like wtf is sol even here for she not even talking to the other girlies

[.🥷 @MoneybagTailly]

Now Chicago wanna be a rainforest 😭

[𝖓❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

"i'm him" so close! ur actually a bitch ass nigga

[fresh @fauxfresh]

couldn’t tell you nothing about this show other than i loved it

[⋆KMꜝ❤︎ @misskerrington]

Being sexy is just the cherry on top. I’m actually a genius and the sweetest lady ever

[☔ @Whotfismick]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Someone’s free time is NOT their availability

[Ms.August 🥂 @imtaitianaj]

Now that I seen how fat I can get, I won’t be doing that shit again..

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[Shannon @gardengirl125]

A washing machine minute and a real minute are NOTTT the same

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the heller the no

[Zion @zionszzn]

Don’t get in my car expecting to hear new music, ion know them songs 😭

[Alyssa NOT Alissa @BabyimAlyssa]

Dog piling Nicki, but wondering how she don’t feel safe??? How that work?

[Alyssa NOT Alissa @BabyimAlyssa]

@Ant2TimeZ 😾

[Brute @BuddyNoLove]

A dude on TikTok said “if she’s getting ready, you are now a DJ and a bartender, not the time police.” I bet that man has a very happy marriage 😂

[Erick Erickson @EWErickson]

Yesterday, @UPS claimed it delivered a package to my house. It did not. I have security cameras. No UPS delivery was made. Nor did the package go to my neighbors. Now UPS says I cannot file a claim because I use UPS's online services, so I've waived my rights.

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

Y’all wasn’t here

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

i wanted these to be real so bad 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

It’s also weird in that you’ll walk inside and it will be completely empty with no other customers and you’ll grab like three items and make your way to the checkout and then there’s somehow a line of 15 furious people

[MikeClarkPreps @mikeclarkpreps]

You know you’re from Chicago when you go outside, it’s 15 degrees, sunny and not windy, and you think, “This isn’t so bad.”

[itsYaBoiWhiskey @Whiskey_Dingo]

you might be old - but are you... this old?