ᴊᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀᴡᴋ

ʟᴇɢᴇɴᴅᴀʀʏ ᴡɪɴᴅ ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀ | #STHRP | #MVRP

[ᴊᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀᴡᴋ @BabylonJet]

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❝ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴡɪɴɢꜱ, ᴡᴇʟʟ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ᴀꜱ ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴋɪꜱꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴏ ʜᴏᴍᴇ! ❞

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#STHRP | #SonicRP | #MVRP

[ᴊᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀᴡᴋ @BabylonJet]

〝Jeez.

-Last time I’ve ever been this bored, I was visiting an art gallery.〞

[ᴊᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀᴡᴋ @BabylonJet]

||: jet is such a meme material

[ᴊᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀᴡᴋ @BabylonJet]

❝Eh, not really?
Me and my gang are pretty much
spending our days having fun! It’s
not like we have any real treasure
to steal anymore.❞

[⋆｡° =͟͟͞͞★ 【𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊.】 @SparkinMink]

“Eh, it’s not like it haunts me everyday.”

She shrugged.

/it does./

“Don’t you have somewhere else to be?”

[ᴊᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀᴡᴋ @BabylonJet]

NOOOO!

MY PENIS PREVILEGES!
THEY WERE PREPARED
FOR THIS DAY!

[—『 𝙎𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙘 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙃𝙚𝙙𝙜𝙚𝙝𝙤𝙜 』— @KEEPSONRUNNlNG]

So I heard everyone is being horny today?

Yeah, that’s not gonna fly. I’m revoking your penis privileges.

[ᴊᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀᴡᴋ @BabylonJet]

||: i hate you

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ DOCTOR「 𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐌𝐀𝐍 」‍ ‍ ‍ @INGENlOUSMADMAN]

• ❝ So. . . This is Xen?

Fascinating. . .
No food. No water. No resources of any kind.

I'll be home by Saturday. ❞

[ᴊᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀᴡᴋ @BabylonJet]

@IngeniousMxdman

❝EGGMAN!

LITERALLY WHERE ARE YOU! ❞

[ᴊᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀᴡᴋ @BabylonJet]

❝Bird Brain!?

Fine, If you wanna go
with the Legendary
Wind Master, than
we’re doing it!❞

At least they had something in
common now, right?

[ᴊᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀᴡᴋ @BabylonJet]

❝HAHA! LO-

wait, a genocide?
Ouch, that stinks.❞

[⋆｡° =͟͟͞͞★ 【𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊.】 @SparkinMink]

“I did NOT survive a genocide in my DIMENSION TO BE CALLED A LOSER.”

[ᴊᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀᴡᴋ @BabylonJet]

❝If you think that I’m that blue guy’s friend, then you must be mistaking. Big oopsie, Mr. Dark Sonic! ❞

[ᴊᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀᴡᴋ @BabylonJet]

❝I’ve heard some things about this ‘Wreck’ person!

They seem to have Sonic’s attention. But anyone he makes friends with are losers anyway, so eh!❞

[ᴊᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀᴡᴋ @BabylonJet]

@_MySweetPassion

❝Greetings, woman!

I have came to remind you that today is the Horny Day!❞

[ᴊᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀᴡᴋ @BabylonJet]

❝Tell them Wave!❞

[ᴊᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀᴡᴋ @BabylonJet]

❝I DONT CARE IF ITS HORNY DAY!

LEAVE ME ALONE!❞

[ᴊᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀᴡᴋ @BabylonJet]

when your browser tells you to activate cookies but you dont get any

[ᴊᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀᴡᴋ @BabylonJet]

❝...

Fine!
I don’t care how you feel anyway!
See ya!❞

[—『 𝙎𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙘 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙃𝙚𝙙𝙜𝙚𝙝𝙤𝙜 』— @KEEPSONRUNNlNG]

Heavy sigh.

If Jet doesn’t want to get dismantled, he should stop now.

[ᴊᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀᴡᴋ @BabylonJet]

..This gaze made him feel
quite uncomfortable.
It felt, different.

❝Um..
H-Ha! No smart comeback this time?! ❞

[—『 𝙎𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙘 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙃𝙚𝙙𝙜𝙚𝙝𝙤𝙜 』— @KEEPSONRUNNlNG]

. . .

[ᴊᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀᴡᴋ @BabylonJet]

Jet giggled to himself, thinking
that this was the perfect
moment to mess with
the blue blur.

❝What’s wrong! Feeling blue?!❞

[—『 𝙎𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙘 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙃𝙚𝙙𝙜𝙚𝙝𝙤𝙜 』— @KEEPSONRUNNlNG]

Sonic looks rather annoyed at the moment.

Something dumb must’ve happened.

[ᴊᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀᴡᴋ @BabylonJet]

@speedbeats_ ||: NICE
I found em

[ᴊᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀᴡᴋ @BabylonJet]

||: I CANT FIND ANY STORM OR WAVE ACCOUNT IM HAVING A STROKE GOD 🗿🗿😭😭

[ᴊᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀᴡᴋ @BabylonJet]

Jet didnt even know what to do with the money he’s stolen now. The whole McDonald’s thing was a scam, but he never really expected to spend this on anything.

The hawk sighed to himself before hopping onto his comfortable sofa, his gaze lingering over the television.