David Meltzer

Single father of two adult children (girls), grandfather 👴 of 3 awesome boys. Nick,Nathaniel and Hayden💕. Happy ,blessed, final answer. PS:In Recovery 🍺!

[David Meltzer @Babynadir]

@lisathebeauty1 It’s called ALCOHOLISM brought to you by BIG alcohol 😢

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@benshapiro These CHILDREN have not a single clue

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Come and get me. WHY THE FUCK IS THE ANIMAL STILL BREATHING?

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Racist Commie Mamdani is going to make you show ID in his markets. You want your government-subsidized arugula? Show your papers! Ask for ID to vote? BIGOT!!!

Are you starting to realize what disingenuous lying buffoons these commies are?

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@Jorel_2557 @VividProwess One and the same

[David Meltzer @Babynadir]

Name me just one musician that absolutely deserves all our praise for giving away a Cruise to ALL Of their fans at a local concert.
I’ll wait

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@ThrillaRilla369 Smartest people alive

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That’s my POTUS

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

Two hours into Lindsey Graham's funeral, President Trump has started dealing Tic-Tacs to Vance and Bessent, giving them a laugh 😂

47 has looked into the camera multiple times, so he knows he's being watched, but he doesn't care 😆

[David Meltzer @Babynadir]

OMFG 🙀

[Robert 🇺🇸 @ziegler2u]

Today I finally understood something about Donald Trump that I had been missing this entire time. And when it hit me — it hit me completely. Because, look at who this man chose to surround himself with.
Not billionaires.
Not people born into power.
Not people who had everything handed to them.
Karoline Leavitt — 27 years old. Ice cream shop girl from New Hampshire.
Trump looked at her and saw something the entire world missed.
Made her the youngest Press Secretary in American history.
Susie Wiles — a woman who has spent her whole life quietly strategizing from the background.
No fame. No spotlight. Just pure brilliance.
Trump looked at her and said — you will be my Chief of Staff. First female Chief of Staff in American history.
JD Vance — a soldier. A boy from Appalachia who served his country in uniform before he ever served it in office.
Trump looked at him and said — you will stand beside me.
Pete Hegseth — a soldier who gave everything on the battlefield. Two Bronze Stars.
Trump looked at him and said — you will lead our military.
Marco Rubio — the son of a bartender and a hotel maid. Two immigrants who came to America with nothing.
Trump looked at their son and made him the first Latino Secretary of State in American history.
My wife heard all of this tonight and said, "Do you understand what Trump actually did?
He did not build a powerful administration.
He built an unbreakable one."
Because every single person in it knows what it feels like to have nothing. And people who came from nothing never take anything for granted.
Tonight, say one prayer for this entire administration. And say a bigger one for the man who chose them.
Then pass this to every American who needs to understand why this administration hits different from every single one that came before it (Jeff Roush)

[David Meltzer @Babynadir]

STUNNINGLY GORGEOUS COUPLE

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

The female cheetah calls the male cheetah to come to her side, and the result...

[David Meltzer @Babynadir]

Why?

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

How come you guys never mention George Soros or Bill Gates?

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

🚨 COMMUNITY NOTES JUST DESTROYED THE NEW YORK TIMES

NYT headline:
“A car plowed through a park during Berlin’s biggest LGBTQ Pride event…”

Community Note:
“The reality is, this was done by an Islamic terrorist. It was his choice, not the car’s.”

They tried to blame the vehicle.

X users forced the truth!

This is why the legacy media is losing.

[David Meltzer @Babynadir]

Coincidence, I think not!

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

So USAID is eliminated and suddenly the Democrat Party literally goes bankrupt. That’s interesting.

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@sijuagain I absolutely love your positivity

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@elonmusk @GadSaad That would require a BRAIN CELL or two .

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@Polymarket Didn’t realize President Trump was visiting Somalia 😂

Ilhan Omar is a traitor the United States and must be expelled.

[David Meltzer @Babynadir]

Priceless

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

Democrats: Dylan Mulvaney is a beautiful woman.

Trump: Kaitlan Collins looks like Dylan Mulvaney.

Democrats: How dare Trump compare Kaitlan Collins to an ugly man!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next month, every line of code touching the 𝕏 system will be open source and third-party audited.

Only total transparency deserves trust.

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

The visceral reaction from the Left over Ella Langley is not complicated

They hate Whites, they hate beauty, they hate anything wholesome, and they especially hate America because it is all of those things

Langley represents something they thought they killed

[David Meltzer @Babynadir]

One of a kind

[BiffBifford™ 🇺🇸 @TBifford]

📺Sam Kinison’s first Letterman appearance (1985) is pure chaos in the best way. OMG THIS IS TOO FUNNY 🔥🔥🔥🔥

The screams, the aggression, the complete lack of polish — he was already fully himself. Most comics weren’t operating at this level of intensity yet.

❓Still one of the most distinctive debuts on the show.

Do you like this kind of raw, high-volume comedy, or is it too much? 👇

#SamKinison #Letterman