The most thrilling thing about being 47 is staying at my mom’s house for a book signing and sneaking downstairs at night to steal whiskey without her hearing me.
Shut the fuck up you racist, doughy swamp-goblin. Every syllable you spew from your asshole mouth is soaked in hate, lies & the stale fumes of decades-old self-pity. Take your racism and your whole army of slobbering sycophants and fuck right off.
BAD NEWS FOR DONNY OF DUMBODIA, GREAT NEWS FOR GAVIN OF CALIFORNIA! OUR STATE CONTINUES TO GROW. WE HAVE FREEDOM, JUSTICE, INNOVATION, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, ME!! (HOT!) WE ACCEPT ALL RED STATE REFUGEES SEEKING ASYLUM. IF YOUR STATE DOESN'T HAVE DEMOCRACY, HEALTHY SCHOOL LUNCHES, OR ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE, THEN COME TO GAVIFORNIA! ALL ARE WELCOME EXCEPT TED NUGENT AND SCOTT BAIO. THANK YOU! --GCN ("C" IS FOR COOL NOT CHACHI)
As rumors fly that Trump has suffered a stroke, I was reminded that the motherfucker has always been a loathsome piece of shit. To make more money with a different tenant, Trump threw 74-year-old widow, Mary Filan, who had recently suffered a stroke out of her Queens apartment.
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