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My wife loves The Bachelor and we’ve got 1 TV… so here we are #Bachelornation

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@mssassychick32 Yup!

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Here we go again. I can’t believe there’s an app that tracks this. #BachelorNation

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Oh boy… these women are going to kill each other. On the other hand the dude Clayton is about as interesting as a fungus… a Midwest fungus. #Bachelor

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Bwahahahahahaha. This roast is the best part of this show. #TheBacheloretteFinale

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WTF was that dude licking the pole coming back from commercial? Is this a thing that happens? #BacheloretteFinale

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@Froman_Official For real… getting riled up more than watching my team lose on Sunday.

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Nah this ain’t it… I’d rather hear the loud ass ocean than him talk. #BacheloretteFinale

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My dude so heartbroken he sat on the sharp part of that log to take the pain away… she cut his ass deep.
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@SmartLudmilla Yo Jeter got the Herpalerp?

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I mean cmon this is a no brainer. My dude looks like Jeter. Hell I’d date him. #bachelorettefinale

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WTF I want to give this dude a hug. My man B in pain…

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This is the moment the whole damn world wanted to yeet her ass in the ocean. #bachelorettefinale

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This is some bullshit… Feels like the Yankees just lost the World Series to a little league team #bachelorettefinale

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@RoyArikoGreat1 Same bro… same

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My dude B picked the Rock of Gibraltar attached to that damn ring. She’s going to need to hit those curls to flex that proper. #bachelorette

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@GADAWGINKY So he just shows up and hands out free rings? I also assume one guy gets dumped. Does he go back and be like “Sorry bro you took the L imma take that back.”?

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Yo who’s this suit handing out free ass rings? Is this like the Super Bowl championship ring? I’ve got so many questions #bachelorette

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@GrandellRich Nah I’m about to raw dog yeet this damn tree

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My dude B spitting poetry. Nate just spitting bullshit and lies. I’m about to throw this Christmas tree out the window and cancel the holiday if she don’t pick him. #bachelorettefinale

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Damn she bust out the double L word. She’s going to drag someone in the dirt #BachelorFinale

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@lolamadeusa For real Joanne. The hell is she thinking.

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Oh there’s def some blockage… of all the bullshit he spitting #bachelorettefinale