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@JacketNation Sky King ❤️

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@KenRuss247389 @KTLA That doesn’t even make sense. Wouldn’t you say most anti-Israeli people would be considered liberal?

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@RyeNyne @ABC7 *parent

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@GenuineHajek @cctvidiots Multiple strikes isn’t discipline

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@Diegored95 @DaveNewellPhoto @DisrespectedThe And their pfp is always a car selfie

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@DaveNewellPhoto @DisrespectedThe Well your brother’s dead, and his mom is still alive. Maybe they can save her 🤷‍♂️

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@SuitSheep @ArmaLite15OU812 I burned myself once on Creeper Crawlers. Once. I learned my lesson.

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@TiredofPCCrap @Qoetzylquotal @ABC7 No it’s pretty obvious he jumped. Where’s the damage on your body when you commit suicide by jumping? Everywhere. He landed in a parking lot.

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@Qoetzylquotal @ABC7 He obviously jumped off a high structure

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@Texasgirlkiwi @CalltoActivism Bolton is on the right

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@realstewpeters @elonmusk I didn’t even vote for Trump but if NASA can have shirts why can’t they?

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@libsoftiktok This post sucks

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@TimWithTheDogs @PCALive

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@dean4bama @sentdefender That doesn't look like the sidewalk to me

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@sentdefender The manager at the end:

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@MessiTribute @ydanlib They’re clearly talking about only Miami.

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@catturd2 @kyleRocks13 Too bad your dog isn’t there to celebrate. Since you ran it over.

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@dalehauskins @NWSLosAngeles I feel dehydrated just by looking at him

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@ernietedeschi @catturd2 is an idiot, so I’m not surprised

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@gridirongage @NBCOlympics It's a handoff to LA for the next Olympics. Should we spell it out even more?